Jul 25, 2005 21:13
So I think I finally like my Pribbler. It's not so bad, save for the stupid remarks made by a certain female Hufflepuff. Let's not forget the silly prat who wanted to burn my Madonna poster. What kind of monster would do such a horrible thing?!
Oi, Stebbins! That certain female Hufflepuff is threatening to breed Bear with Mrs. Norris. What do you say about making those posters announcing her middle name to the world? I'm up for it.
I need help with my Transfiguration work, I'm already starting to get lost this early into the game. Where's that damned Ravenclaw named after jewelery at? You know, Goldberg, Goldenprat, Goldenhisnameistoofuckinglongformetoremember. Better yet, where is that silly Hufflepuff prat who threatened to burn my Madonna poster? Ernie, I'm holding up the end of my agreement, your shirt came in the other day. Care to help me and I'll give it to you?
I have half a mind to rid the school of bread and toasters to see how the Toast Bint will survive.