Things to do while waiting for your Xanax prescription to be filled
Date: 6/04/05
Climate: There is nothing cool about sweating
Reading: Jon's friends page since I have no one on mine. Thank God he never changes his pw
Listening to: I don't know. What are the hipsters listening too? Yuri Yankov
Drinking: by myself
Xbox: Kung Fu Chaos
Number of prayers I'm up to a day that I don't kill myself or someone else: 50
There are things you can do to make your prescription filling process more streamlined. Some of us however like the 15 to 20 minute wait. That time period allows you to socialize with the other physically and mentally challenged. It's a precious quarter of an hour that is otherwise wasted by time saving devices. Instead of thinking ahead why not just commune with your fellow brethren and catch up on old times. There's plenty you can do in that short period.
1.) Find the most twitchy person on line and ask them their name.
This type of line place holder is who needs your attention the most. Find out why they are there and freak them out by telling them that more then likely they have run out of lithium but you know a gun store that doesn't have a 2 day waiting period.
2.) Be the twitchy person on line
Make sure to make uncomfortable eye contact with as many people as possible. If you are fortunate enough to get a brave enough person to sit next to you, take them by the wrist and squeeze hard. Ask them if they have just a little fix.
3.) Claim you are part of religious group
If you are filling your prescription up in a department store make sure to stop in the domestics department while you wait. Find a nice cheap sheet and then wrap it around you. While walking around the store dressed like that pass out the pamphlets you stole earlier from the pharmacy counter. Then when they overhead you to come back exclaim, "That is me!!! The Davidians finally want me to come home!!!"
4.) Recite Thrill Kill Kult over and over again
I freaked out very badly, I freaked out on Acid. I would never do drugs. I LIVE FOR DRUGS.
I don't remember this Winter at all so don't ask me about it. I assure you that I won't recall a thing. We'll blame it on the drugs or lack thereof. Recording is beginning on Monday which is long overdue. Johnny K has signed on to record a few of them. Our total of written songs is up to 15 now with the newest being "The Chase," and "Crazy Angel". I don't like crazy girls though, I don't like crazy people. It seems wherever I go I am being emersed by them lately. If they keep piling up on top of me I am not going to be able to relate to anyone normal ever again. We're pouring ourselves so hard into this new cd that every little thing outside of it seems a billion times more difficult. Jonny and I have been speaking and we have agreed we're a little more then overjoyed by the seclusion the studio will bring to us this month. The number one priority is always this band. Anything that is real is going to be there when we emerge again. We know we ask a lot of our fans and loved ones but we do this so we can produce and provide something we're proud of for everyone.
Now, because I haven't ranted in a long time. FUCK YOU BRAD. FUCK YOU AND YOUR PAID ACCOUNTS ONLY CAN USE DIRECTORY SEARCH. Do you know how hard you are making it for me to delete the dead journals off my list? Some of us don't even have 5 dollars a day to eat on let alone buy a paid account. You go ahead and sacrifice Frank so I can have some veal and a nice chianti and then we'll talk about paid journal time. Asshole.
EDIT: I am secretly back to express my deep love for Milla Jovovich which I have masked horribly by my inclusion of her in my interests. Actually I just want to thank her for the paid account.
[So I am out of school now and figured I would have sometime this Summer to hang about and update more. I don't know if I will keep this journal again when school starts up at the end of Sept but that is along ways away so let's not think about it now. I am just coming in before something more terrible shows up. I still don't have my own comp because I can barely afford my tuition, food and rent might be a little overdue >.> that basically translates to I will be around to update and comment when I can but it's going to be erratic. I've missed some of you ;) ]
Climate: There is nothing cool about sweating
Reading: Jon's friends page since I have no one on mine. Thank God he never changes his pw
Listening to: I don't know. What are the hipsters listening too? Yuri Yankov
Drinking: by myself
Xbox: Kung Fu Chaos
Number of prayers I'm up to a day that I don't kill myself or someone else: 50
There are things you can do to make your prescription filling process more streamlined. Some of us however like the 15 to 20 minute wait. That time period allows you to socialize with the other physically and mentally challenged. It's a precious quarter of an hour that is otherwise wasted by time saving devices. Instead of thinking ahead why not just commune with your fellow brethren and catch up on old times. There's plenty you can do in that short period.
1.) Find the most twitchy person on line and ask them their name.
This type of line place holder is who needs your attention the most. Find out why they are there and freak them out by telling them that more then likely they have run out of lithium but you know a gun store that doesn't have a 2 day waiting period.
2.) Be the twitchy person on line
Make sure to make uncomfortable eye contact with as many people as possible. If you are fortunate enough to get a brave enough person to sit next to you, take them by the wrist and squeeze hard. Ask them if they have just a little fix.
3.) Claim you are part of religious group
If you are filling your prescription up in a department store make sure to stop in the domestics department while you wait. Find a nice cheap sheet and then wrap it around you. While walking around the store dressed like that pass out the pamphlets you stole earlier from the pharmacy counter. Then when they overhead you to come back exclaim, "That is me!!! The Davidians finally want me to come home!!!"
4.) Recite Thrill Kill Kult over and over again
I freaked out very badly, I freaked out on Acid. I would never do drugs. I LIVE FOR DRUGS.
I don't remember this Winter at all so don't ask me about it. I assure you that I won't recall a thing. We'll blame it on the drugs or lack thereof. Recording is beginning on Monday which is long overdue. Johnny K has signed on to record a few of them. Our total of written songs is up to 15 now with the newest being "The Chase," and "Crazy Angel". I don't like crazy girls though, I don't like crazy people. It seems wherever I go I am being emersed by them lately. If they keep piling up on top of me I am not going to be able to relate to anyone normal ever again. We're pouring ourselves so hard into this new cd that every little thing outside of it seems a billion times more difficult. Jonny and I have been speaking and we have agreed we're a little more then overjoyed by the seclusion the studio will bring to us this month. The number one priority is always this band. Anything that is real is going to be there when we emerge again. We know we ask a lot of our fans and loved ones but we do this so we can produce and provide something we're proud of for everyone.
Now, because I haven't ranted in a long time. FUCK YOU BRAD. FUCK YOU AND YOUR PAID ACCOUNTS ONLY CAN USE DIRECTORY SEARCH. Do you know how hard you are making it for me to delete the dead journals off my list? Some of us don't even have 5 dollars a day to eat on let alone buy a paid account. You go ahead and sacrifice Frank so I can have some veal and a nice chianti and then we'll talk about paid journal time. Asshole.
EDIT: I am secretly back to express my deep love for Milla Jovovich which I have masked horribly by my inclusion of her in my interests. Actually I just want to thank her for the paid account.
[So I am out of school now and figured I would have sometime this Summer to hang about and update more. I don't know if I will keep this journal again when school starts up at the end of Sept but that is along ways away so let's not think about it now. I am just coming in before something more terrible shows up. I still don't have my own comp because I can barely afford my tuition, food and rent might be a little overdue >.> that basically translates to I will be around to update and comment when I can but it's going to be erratic. I've missed some of you ;) ]