Dec 04, 2006 18:10
Time: 4.45 PM
Me: *frantically checking report over the last time*
Friend #1: Print it! PRINT IT NOW!!!
Me: Do any of you have about 3 bucks on your card for printing?!
*Ominous silence*
Friend #1: I have 80 cents!
Friend #2: I only have a dollar, oh God oh God OH GOD...
Me: *gives command to print the report in two parts and back-to-back* Printing now!
Friend #1: WHY ARE THERE TWO REPORTS?! :O
Friend #2: WHY ARE THERE ONLY 12 PAGES INSTEAD OF 23?!?! :O
Me: JUST TRUST ME, OKAY. :\
*prints stuff out*
Friend #1, #2: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. *_*
Me: Oh, wait. Gimme the title page.
*crickets chirp*
Me: I asked you guys to... you didn't do it, did you? :|
Friend #2: YOU HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT NOW, IT IS ONLY TWO MINUTES TO 5!!! :O
Me: sl;ajksl;kdgj;sdlgjks;dgjsdgksldg FINE. ><
*somehow cobbles together a title page between the three of us*
Friend #2: OH GOD WE DON'T HAVE A STAPLER WHAT DO WE DO. *is hysterical*
Me: There's one at the help desk in front of the computer lab. ^^
Friend #1: WE DO NOT KNOW THE ROOM NUMBER TO SUBMIT WHAT DO WE DO. *is also hysterical*
Friend #2: Oh! I know that! It's S-521 D! ...Or is it 521 B? >.>
Me: ... ;_;
Friend #1: WE ARE DOOMED.
Friend #2: IT IS 5 OMG OMG OMG.
Me: *snatches reports and runs like the wind*
Friend #1: *tries gamely to keep up but is LEFT BEHIND IN THE DUST*
Friend #2: *is bewailing our imminent doom and loss of 15% and does not even try to get out of the chair in which she has collapsed into*
Me: *RUNNING, YES - down two flights of stairs, out the door into the cold and into another building, up three flights of stairs and finally wrenching open door of 521 D on a whim*
Lady: Conservation Biology? Submit it here annd sign here, please. Oh, and close the door after you, time's over; we won't accept any more reports after this.
Me: ;alfk;sldgkvkkxcvjslrgulorilofgsdjgjgslgj Ohkay. *closes door* *breaks down silently*
*drags self back to computer lab*
*posts about it on Livejournal*
@_@
*wants to kill the fourth member who sent me an unedited version of his part of the report and trotted off to work, leaving me to do ALL THE WORK*
*cannot, because he is, in fact, at work*
*has a lot of misplaced rage and frustration due to the fact that the summary at the end got left out coz she was EDITING HIS DAMN PART FOR THE BETTER PART OF TWO HOURS AND DAMMIT, WHY, WHY, WHYYYY DO I ALWAYS END UP DOING THE MAJORITY OF THE WORK IN GROUP PROJECTS, WHYYYYYYYY* ;_;
*cannot direct rage at anything because Friend #1 and 2 have left already*
*implodes*
#_#
edit: am now at home, happily in the middle of reading 'Proven Guilty' after having finished a VC Andrews book. :D I love reading. So much. ♥
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