I CAN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

[matchsticks_p]

Do you remember when I went through a phase of writing ZachQuinto/ChrisPine fics last summer? And then I stopped, and you possibly thought with relief that I grew out of it. Weeeelllll, it turns out I didn't. slipsandtangles came on MSN and this happened.



I asked her to give an example of something Chris would have to wheedle Zach into doing, and

slipsandtangles says:
convince him to watch a bunch of karl urban movies?
the one with the rock
and lord of the rings, but only like the thirty second clips with karl
matchsticks_p says:
hahahahaha
idk, I feel like Zach would like that too
that would make a hilarious scene in a different story though
one in which they bond over their mutual crush on Karl or something
slipsandtangles says:
hahaha yes. and then chris gets into an argument at comicon with some fan because he thinks that the fellowship of the ring is shit because karl isn't in it
it gets ugly
matchsticks_p says:
AHAHAHAHAHA
I hope the fan is a child
like, 11 years old
slipsandtangles says:
with spock ears on
and like a pikachu shirt
matchsticks_p says:
Chris is such a bully
slipsandtangles says:
zach has to calm him down
matchsticks_p says:
the kid kicks him in the shins and Zach has to kiss his boo boos
slipsandtangles says:
hahahhaha
and karl watches the whole thing and is just like, ... you guys need to get over me
matchsticks_p says:
"I mean, I know it's hard, but eventually everyone has to do it."