"Some Things you may not know about Keil Williams, Agent of Chaos
1.) Intials: DKW (like Donkey Kong, or Darkwing Duck to a point, remember Launchpad called him DW. boy, that was an awesome show)
2.)Name someone else with the same birthday as you: Shaq, the big L.A Laker/Orlando Magic/Wherever he is now/Nestle Crunching black dude
3.)Favorite Fruit: Grapes baby, Grapes
4.) For or Against Same Sex Marriage: Keil loves him some Fags, I'm all for them having their rights, same thing with you lollipop lesbians, I'm all for this jazz
5.) Are you Allergic to Anything: If by anything, you mean everything, then yes. Peanut Butter, Bees, Being Alone, Attacked by Bears, all kinds of things
6.) Are you bisexual? Well even though John Stamos is one attractive man, I'm not going to bang anyone outside of Ashley, so I'll still on the no side of this
7.) Have you ever slept in someone else's clothes? Everyone from Heather to Nolan, I've slept in plenty of other people's clothes
8.) What up? Your what's up, subsequently, your face is what's up and your mom's what's up
9.)How many U.S States have you lived in? Mississippi, Conneticut, Ohio, Kentucky, West Virginia, I don't think anywhere else, and most of those were while I was itty bitty, so I'm not sure if they count
10.) Have you ever lived outside the U.S? No. Sigh
11.) Name something physical about yourself you like: Apparently people are attracted to my butt, but I love my hair and facial hair a lot right now and my dainty dainty nimble Spiderman hands
12.) Name something non physical you like about yourself: My loyalty to Ashley, my comic geekness, my memory of the most useless things
13.) What is your dream car? VW Beetle, Painted either to appear like Pokemon franchise character Pikachu or a ThunderBolts motiff
14.) Do you have any pets? I have an imaginary cat/fox creature called Binsy, she has a brother named Binjii and a sister named Beggs, they no longer live with me though
15.) If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go? To Ashley/Seattle/Keystone City
16.) Have you ever had someone of the opposite sex sleep over: Kayla has slept here before, as has Chelsea... anyone else? I'm not sure
17.) What dream car do you want your wife to drive: I'm going to have drive Ashley everywhere
18.) What is the last song you listened to on your computer: Mindless Self Indulgence- Cocaine and Toupees
19.) Where would you like to go on a first date: The movies, Second base LAWLS LAWLS LAWSL, no srsly.
20.) Would you date the person who posted this before you? No, I"m not going to date Shea
21.) Has anyone ever sang or played for your personality: Jigga Huh?
22.) Ever been kissed under fireworks? No... Fireworks are horrible
23.) Do you like President Bush? Do you like asking question that end with me threating you?
24.) Have you ever bungee jumped? No, but I"ve rappelled out of a two story window, does that count?
25.) Have you ever white water rafted? No, water is for/from the Devil
26.) Has anyone ten years older ever hit on you? Good god, I don't think so. I'm particularly sure if anyone has ever "hit" on me, let alone some old person, ickers
27.) What's your favorite TV Program? Lost, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, I watch Wrestling from time to time with my bro, Foster's Home for Imaginary Freinds, Justice League Unlimted and if the mood strike me right Teen Titans
28.) Done time in the slammer? No, I never get into big trouble, I don't do anything bad sheeshums
29.) Are you rascist? I don't beleive in racism, but I do beleive in stereotypes and racial slurs, I just think we need to not let them have any importance accept them for what they are and let them be that
30.) What song are you listening to right now? The New Pornographers- Use it Tonight
31.) What's your favorite song at the moment? Avenged Sevenfolds-Bat Country Modest Mouse-BlackCadillacs The New Pornographers-Falling Through you Clothes The White Stripes- Blue Orchid
32.) What the Last Movie you watched? The Matador
33.) Whats the Worst Film you've ever seen? Fear.Com, anything about a rapper climb too stardom, Requim For a Dream
34.) What the last place you went besides work? To the C to the C with Ashley
35.) Have you ever seriously vandalized someone's property? Yes, to the XTREME!!! lawls
36.) Have you ever hit on someone of the opposite sex? I've failed at hitting on people of the opposite sex
37.) What's your favorite body part on someone of the opposite sex? I'm into people's hips and tummies, who'dve thunk
38.) What's the first think you notice about the opposite sex? The hair, I'm so strangly attracted to hair styles
39.) What do you usually order from Starbucks? A call to arms
40.) What's the last album you've bought? Gorillaz-Demon Days"
41.) Say something totally "SLAPDASH" about yourself? I can out talk anyone on the stupid fictional "Who would win" fights
42.) Do you have an Ipod? Do you have a need for me to find a way to shut you the fuck up?
43.) Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Sigh, when my hair was all red and cut nice people said I had a Matt Murdock look about me and Lisa said I looked like Austin Powers, also normally if I go out in full gear of glasses and my scarf I look a helluva lot like Harry Potter...sigh
44.) Favorite Classic Song (Past 1995)- Tracey Chapman- Fast Car
45.) What Langauges can you speak? Mrrrgl and English
46.) Do you have freckles? No that I know of
47.) Are you comfortable with you height? Quite
48.) Do you like someone right now? Yes sir in fact I do
49.) How tall are you? Tall enough. I'm not really sure
50.) Ever gotten on Stage and played a song for a crowd? Yes, a few times, I once sung a Green Day song when I was forced at Eastern and during my early years I beleive I had a Piano recital where I played a medley of Star Wars tunes...
51.) Ever Delibertly killed your family in the SIMS? Yes, haven't we all. Let it also be known I hate the sims
52.) What's the most you've spent in one day? One time I spent right around 200 dollars on comics, and I"ve spent even more than that while paying for college out of my pocket
53.) Ever ridden in a Limo? yes, but I was passed out so I don't remember it
54.) Has anyone close to you ever passed away? Just one, my gramma
55.) Do you watch MTV? I barely watch Television, I have Viva La Bam on DVD but I never watch it on TV, I've watched a bit of MTV2 while talking to Ashley on the phone, I enjoy looking at horrible videos for comediac purposes
56.) What's something that really annoys you? Christains, stupid people, Republicains, People that make big deals out of the tineist things, people that give the oddities of our societies a hard time, Republicains, People that snore, Marvel Zombie haters, X-Men not written by Joss Whedon, Star Trek, Vampires not named Dracula, Republicains, The Xbox, Republicains
57.) What are some thing you really like? Plan B, Marvel and DC Comics, with a handful of Vertigo books, stupid discussions, my lady, The Look, cut and jibe of General Grevious, Season DVDs (such a good idea) Nintendo, my room, passionate make out sessions, Tom Cruise.
58.) Do you like Micheal Jackson? I don't care about Micheal Jackson et or at all
59.) How much do you spend on Credit a month? None, I spend stuff on Chirs sometimes, but I'm not sure if that's considered credit
60.) Have you ever surfed? NO, there are sharks in dem dare waters
61.) Do you know how to pump gas? Yes, I have all kinds of gas pumping techniques to floor the ladies
62.) What's the Latest you've ever stayed out? like I don't know there are times I've been at people's house til the next day sometime, and times I've watched midnight showings, late?
63.) Have you ever thought you were honestly going to die? Yes, when my head got cracked open and mid flip when I totalled the Cavilier
64.) Have you ever been rushed to the ambulance to the emergancy room? No, not once
65.) Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do? Yeah, but I can't think of anything specifac right now, usually it's me doing the daring
66.) How many songs are on your WinAmp? Currently 839
67.) What grade on you in? College grade
I would also like to make this the officials place to say I'm quite Happy Cameron Allen isn't on Livejournal anymore. Yeah I know fewer and fewer are reading and updating Livejournal, but I like to think of this as a really cool rebuilding stage. I'm sure there will be another decent Lij community thing starting up, and plus I'm fairly pleased with my decreased readership and the general decrease most people have in my life in general makes things a bit more easier.
Keil Williams
Agent of Chaos