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My life is complete lollipops and blowjobs now.
Usually the definition of Lollipops and Blowjobs is a sarcastic remark about things being perfect and absolutely fantastic. Now use that same definition and drop the sarcasm. I'm literally absolutely perfect with most things and my plan towards life right now. My life is fitting together like a 3 day jigsaw puzzle. I feel healthier, cuter, and more important than ever, I'm having a lot of fun at my job, I'm having a lot fun at school, at home, and in my social life. There is no drama in my life, things are just bliss.
I understand a few of you think I've done a horrible ghastly thing, a few people know what I"m talking about here. I'm going to go ahead and burn this bridge with a solid and not in the least sordid meh. Cameron, these next few sentences should cause those conversations you've been missing out on with Lij as of late. I have no regrets whatsoever in what I've done. I probably should I don't, my descion is one that I would have made a thousand times over, if I could go back and do anything different, yeah probably, does that make me an ass of sorts, sure. I don't mind. It's the way I look at the world. You guys whether you understand it or not need to realize that this is the kind of thing that has set in my mind forever, any of my real freinds know this, and hell most passerbys do too.
I don't want any trouble with anyone, and although it doesn't affect me I don't really want anyone to feel bad. There are one or two people that over the last few years I'd like to turn into funny hats simply for existing, you know who you are.
Okay and for the last time I"m going to explain Binsy, as a couple of you, and excuse my french, are complete and utter failures at life view points. Binsy is a symbol of something important to me, no I don't actually at any point think she's real, but from time to time I like to pretend things, you know put this vast imagination God gave me to use. I use her for various jokes, comments, and different outlooks on life, those that understand symbolism and the allegorical Binsy stories understand the importance and meaning behind any time I mention her. She's an imaginary freind by name only, she's mostly a tool of story telling. Also cute, adorable, and very protective over me.
(See what I did there. Some people will at the least get that and smirk, no it's not a complete lollercoaster like my pirate jokes
e.g.
Why could the Pirate get into the movie?
Because it was rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR)
I"m a not the most mature person in the world no. But I'm so immature that it's stunting my life, I'm mature enough not to make a big deal out of every single situation, sure sometimes I slip into some type of emotaculuar mode over the stupidest stuff sometimes, you can hate me for that it's cool, you can call me insincere, that's cool too, we all have our failings that probably one of mine. But I've held down a job for a while now, I go to school at PCC paying for this out of my own pocket, and I enjoy a good John Cougar Mellancamp song. Maturity I may need to work on, but I'm not perfect, I haven't claimed to be in years, so stop sticking that too me like it's a life stopping fault, it's not, I'm doing pretty well guys.
Also I know this may sound cocky to a bit, but I"m truely unique, I look in the world a different way, and people that kind of see it with me, see that my way works a bit. I'm not one of those people striving to be unique and from time to time I"m sick of it because it's hard. Sometimes I wish I didn't cause as many problems towards people, or I was so horrible to them, I wish I would have thought before I did a lot of the stuff I did while hanging out with Brandon Oaks, because I was okay with that group, I shouldn't have hung out with them as much, but I do beleive there are a lot of things I could've done different there. But I see groups of you norms out there all the time, and I'm like you know I bet sometimes that just nice to be able to stand to do that, and I"m a little jealous of it.
I beleive Republicains are completely evil, I think your organized church is the worst thing ever, I think that if you see something that you truely want and feel like you need you have to go for it then and there despite the consequences because it's people that beleive things such as this that end up getting those dreams to come real and not settle just for a convience. Yeah I care a fuck load more about Wolverine vs. Iron Man (Wolverine FTW) more than I do about most of your days, your drama or your short comings and complaints. I mean if your one my close freinds (Kayla, Chris, RHK, and the like) fine. But you general folk, I don't care about you near as much as you think I do. I don't have any answers for you, I"m smart and pretend to care and come off like I do. But I don't, and I don't have any answers for you. I'm just a guy, my uniqueness is from not having any freinds and you people just aren't used to having someone who's obsessed with movies, put me in a place like EKU and I"m not so unique anymore, I'm only unique here. Although I will go out of my way to call myself a comic god guru, thanks to sheer obessesion and tutelage of Dan Preece.
I don't beleive in fighting or violence over anger, that's god damn ridiculous, any one that threatens to beat up another person is an animal of sorts, violence for protection I"m fine with, but to get mad and threaten to whoop an ass, or two that's just silly and barbaric, Vikings were cool in their time, now that's so passe.
THIS PARAGRAPH WAS REMOVED BECAUSE SOMEONE I HAVE RESPECT FOR SAID SOMETHING ABOUT. NOTHING IN IT WASN"T TRUTH. NOTHING IN IT WAS EVEN OPEN FOR DEBATE DON"T KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS, REMOVED FOR THE PROBLEM. THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE IT WILL BE ADDED LATER AS ACCORDING TO VARIOUS CONVERSATIONAL RIGHTS.
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and now for this because I beleive it may need Lij mentioning:
Becky, I"m sorry you got hurt, you are completely innocent in this, it was nothing you did. I just, ha... She's the one person I've been more loyal and true to than anyone else, if I would've had an inkling of an idea a certain person was going to come back into my life I wouldn't have had another romantic feeling, or experience ever, and in all honestly I would take most of them back if I could. It's like ever crush and every word I've ever said I feel kind of bad for, because next to what I'm feeling now, most of it seems so vastly insincere and I feel bad for letting it slip out of my mouth. I apologize to you Becky.
Also The Presidents of the United States of America are completely awesome.
King Kong tomorow, I'll probably end up being in the theatre twice but only watching it once.
Dinosaurs like a mallfucker.
SEACREST OUT
Keil Williams
Agent of Chaos
Jeremy shout out, thanks for the Honey Lager man.