Feeling way too jiggy
I promised a picspam of Olympic swimmers and that I shall supply. No matter how unoriginal I turn out to be. But the Hoogie must be honored, for the Hoogie is the goddamn most slashable swimmer ever. The ex swimmer in me is really enjoying the swimming too, though. *facepalm*
As for RL, my senile grandmother is making my life look more and more like a potential sitcom. She has stolen and hidden things in the past. Mostly food. She has now decided my purse (money and credit card included) deserves the same treatment. She doesn't remember doing this, so if I don't find it soon, she won't be able to help me out. On the upside, she might steal and hide me too, resolving many a problem.
Kid sister's birthday gathering is on. Full swing. It's incredible, they actually get louder from one year to the next, the little monsters. And my parents are abroad on this date again. So I'm the only one babysitting. Yet again. Coincidence? I think not.
Lastly, I find myself attracted, against my will, to Playing It Straight. Analysis of my gaydar's score will follow soon, but for now, I'll shortly recap the last episode.
Jackie: I just don't think a gay man would kiss me.
Gay man pretending to be straight: *kisses her*
Wow. Did not see that one coming.
And now, the slashy watery goodness. Pieter, Ian and Klete aplenty. As promised.
[EDIT] Forgot to mention this! When asked what he thought of Ian, he once answered, "lovely tan." I think we have a semi-admission. Don't you? ;)
Let's start with Pieter and gradually work our way up to Ian too. Okay?
Gee, I wonder which sexual position caused that little dent in his chest.
*eg*
Ha! He can also look perfectly dorky. And still slashable! You can't argue with that. ;P
Now I wonder what he's thinking about (or who he's looking at) with that expression...
Simply no words. Just ass grabbing. ;D
I know you know what I'm thinking about when looking at that position! *chuckles*
Yes, ladies and pervy ladies. We have reached the Ian part of the show.
*points to the right*
Ah, what the boys get to under the water.
*raises eyebrows at Ian's hand*
I also promised the wonderfully named Klete pics, but I hate the skinhead look he has now. And not many pics survived from the last Olympics. So here are the few.
Yes! Proof that he once had hair.
And the pic that got me all hot and bothered about all of this in the first place.
The End?...
As for RL, my senile grandmother is making my life look more and more like a potential sitcom. She has stolen and hidden things in the past. Mostly food. She has now decided my purse (money and credit card included) deserves the same treatment. She doesn't remember doing this, so if I don't find it soon, she won't be able to help me out. On the upside, she might steal and hide me too, resolving many a problem.
Kid sister's birthday gathering is on. Full swing. It's incredible, they actually get louder from one year to the next, the little monsters. And my parents are abroad on this date again. So I'm the only one babysitting. Yet again. Coincidence? I think not.
Lastly, I find myself attracted, against my will, to Playing It Straight. Analysis of my gaydar's score will follow soon, but for now, I'll shortly recap the last episode.
Jackie: I just don't think a gay man would kiss me.
Gay man pretending to be straight: *kisses her*
Wow. Did not see that one coming.
And now, the slashy watery goodness. Pieter, Ian and Klete aplenty. As promised.
[EDIT] Forgot to mention this! When asked what he thought of Ian, he once answered, "lovely tan." I think we have a semi-admission. Don't you? ;)
Let's start with Pieter and gradually work our way up to Ian too. Okay?
Gee, I wonder which sexual position caused that little dent in his chest.
*eg*
Ha! He can also look perfectly dorky. And still slashable! You can't argue with that. ;P
Now I wonder what he's thinking about (or who he's looking at) with that expression...
Simply no words. Just ass grabbing. ;D
I know you know what I'm thinking about when looking at that position! *chuckles*
Yes, ladies and pervy ladies. We have reached the Ian part of the show.
*points to the right*
Ah, what the boys get to under the water.
*raises eyebrows at Ian's hand*
I also promised the wonderfully named Klete pics, but I hate the skinhead look he has now. And not many pics survived from the last Olympics. So here are the few.
Yes! Proof that he once had hair.
And the pic that got me all hot and bothered about all of this in the first place.
The End?...