Letters are your friends. Unless you're on meds.

[matan4il]

A. I'm sick. This isn't news, it just isn't fun, so I'm sharing.

B. Ummmm, online friends are awesome.

C. I shouldn't find this amusing, but I did laugh:

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[pabzi]

I have one, I have one....Ok, people may call you a facist for finding this funny, but then I'm a facist too...You may have heard this, it was told to me by a teacher in like 1999. This isn't word for word, but it's similar.

Anyway, an old Jewish man was in the middle of the street in New York. Right in the middle of traffic, jumping up and down and dancing happily, chanting "86, 86, 86". A young non Jewish man approached him and asked why he's so happy and what he's doing.

The old man said "My people died in the Holocaust, and now I'm celebrating life and the punishment of the people who killed my relatives."

The young man said that he likes that, and asked if he could join.

"Of course!"

The young man joined in, and they danced and chanted "86, 86, 86"

A car came and hit and killed the young man.

"87, 87, 87"

[matan4il]

Oh that is horrible. XD

I heard a few pretty terrible jokes recently:

What's worse than a dead baby?

A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

A pile of dead babies with one still alive at the bottom.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies with one still alive at the bottom?

The Shoa.

What's worse than the Shoa?

Shoataim.

XD

Okay, terrible and stupid. Here's another one that's pretty bad. Which only works in Hebrew.

למה הפועל ורשה נצחו במונדיאל?

כי יש להם שישה מליון אוהדים שרופים.

[pabzi]

Hehe, yes, both are quite bad...

Wow, I haven't heard jokes in so long...I used to know some great ones.

[matan4il]

My nephew Osher is such a cutie, for my b-day he decided he's going to dress up like a clown (make up and all) and tell jokes. He collected 85 (!) of them, the sweetheart, but y'know, it's the kind of jokes we all heard when we were in the 5th grade... like this one -

מה ההבדל בין זבוב לתלמיד?
זבוב עף ומפריע, תלמיד מפריע ועף. :P

[pabzi]

Yeah, I remember that one :P

85. Wow. How old is he?

[matan4il]

EVERYONE does. :D

He'll be 11 in October. Also? He is the cutest kid on the face of the Earth and no one will convince me otherwise!

[pabzi]

Aww, cute :)

I didn't go to כיתה ה' in Israel though, so I must have heard it in ט' :P

[matan4il]

He is. Plus, I kinda love that they called him אושר, because he is. :D

Heee, I'm sure that even though they should have known better, there were תלמידי כיתה ט' that this joke still applied to... ;)