obituary

[matai]

Approximately fifteen minutes ago, the Butt Ugly Spatula passed from this world to the garbage can. This Butt Ugly Spatula was near and dear to our hearts. It cost us about one dollar. It was white, with a butt ugly red flower decal on the handle, and it was infinitely more useful (and easier to wash) than the slotted spatula we had. We used it about every other night.

I don't think you understand. It was really ugly.

It will be sorely missed...

until we get a new one later tonight.