Big Nose
He: "What do you like about me?"
She: "Oh come on that is a silly question."
He: "Please"
She: "If I had to chose one thing it would be your nose"
He: Is silent
She: "What?"
He: "You of all people. How could you say that. You don't know what it's like to have a nose like this. It is the only thing people seem to notice."
She: giggles "Well it is a very big nose. You know who you remind me of, that character in Tintin , Rastapapoose?"
He: "Rastapopulous, you don't think you're the first person to think of that do you."
She: "It is a cute name."
He: "Not if you are called that every day of your adolescent life, that and Big Nose, Elephant-man or be compared with a probiscus monkey. When people want to hurt me they only seem to pick on my nose."
She: "That's probably because they can't think of anything else. If you hate your nose so much, why don't you get some plastic surgery."
He: "I did, even saved up some money for it. But I was afraid I'd end up looking like Michael Jackson or something."
She: "Yeah, what about Michael Jackson, no one talks about his nose."
He: "That's because he doesn't have a nose. If his was as big as mine that is only people would talk about."
She: "Maybe he should get a big prosthetic nose, would save him from the all that attention he's getting."
He: "That is true."
She: "I'd leave you if you changed that nose of yours you know, I love you the way you are."
She: Leans over and kisses his nose.
He: Smiles.
For Gigi