She's like, sooo whatever. You can do so much better...!
So its been nearly a month since I updated. Probably because I haven't been home. I spend a lot of time at Jays for a variety of reasons. The first a foremost being I really like him :P!! And it does make my life easier on me and on my car even if I have a place to crash at between jobs. Things I like and convience all rolled into one.
Took a trip to Texas with Jay. It was spectacular! I love Texas, and I am so sold. I want to move down there now even. The weather sucks here as does the job market. I swear to god i saw a billion "Now Hiring" signs down there. And I didn't even see a whole lot of the area. Go fig! I got drunk more then is typically me. But it was all in good fun ne? It rained the first few days we were there. But the weather was still nicer then hell. And I like rain, just not when its cold and shitty. Quotes:
Cass-i : I think they're talking about anal...
Mark : Want a cookie little girl?
"She should go home and tell him Dan is dripping from her hoo-ha." - Mark
"Babe, you are a guy... except I fuck you." - Jay
"Suck the faggot!" - Moi
"We're out of faggot making juice!" - Moi
"This thing smells like an anchovie's cunt..." - Kablah
"If I see you fucking Pipe-Layer on my car, he's getting fucked in the ass." - Kablah
"I'm still getting fucked by the faggot..." - Mark
"C'mere! You're desperate and I haven't finished yet!" - Kablah
"Kimbo you don't want to touch me. I smell like uh... anchovie." - Kablah
"I'm gonna go talk to Random Dude with my dick out." - Kablah
"I might as well of given a donkey a blow job." - Kablah
"You rather have VD on your balls then crawfish seasoning.." - Steve
"Now thats a bad drunk." - Kablah
"I don't like pickles on my junk." - Moi
Almost everyone down there has some sort of nickname. And some are downright hilarious to hear the story behind. I was able to leave Texas without a nickname though. I'm not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing. lolz. I also found out how much I really don't enjoy wine. I thought maybe I just hadn't had the right stuff but alas I am incorrect. I really do not enjoy wine at all.
So yeah, Texas we really didn't do a whole lot of exciting things but I think I don't really mind. I got to have a week off of work, period. I don't think I've had an entire week off of working since I started working again in August of 04. Word.
Tina found out I was in Texas cause Jay put " Gone to Texas." On my refridge on my myspace. She said she wants to have a long talk with me tomorrow. Blah. I know what this is going to entail and I don't like it. Its going to be her, maybe not on purpose, guilting me into going with her to Arizona. As well as a slight chewing out about my lack of contact with her the past two months and she's been planning a trip to Arizona and while she's gone I'm the only one who can take care of her birds. And thats the thing, all I'm getting from her is the impression all she wants from me is to take care of her birds. And I already have a job taking care of birds. The only thing I got going for me compared to her and that job is that my job I can almost always find a bird I can pick up and hold. She's got a lot of breeders, and all her pet birds are occasionally sassier then hell. Blah! So that outta be interesting.
Less then a month left at Comptown. I'm almost certain of it. There's nothing in the store, and people are coming in like ants. Like in the morning it starts out the first half hour ( during the week, the weekends blow ass cause people have nothing better to do then come to Comp and argue about how much 20% is worth to them ) the store is completely empty. Then one trickles in. Then another.. and eventually they just start to swarm as the day goes on. So I start out from being bored out of my mind to wanting to kill everyone. I think its funny that if you watch, and look at how I mark the UPC's, you'll see how I am feeling. Or if the person annoyed me. If they annoy me I scratch the shit out of the UPC. Don't annoy me? You get a line. :) I did answer two phone calls today, " Are you closing? " The only cool thing about the closing is that I don't HAVE to bend over backwards for anyone. I can't be flat out rude or anything but yeah. My favorite story is the guy who stops me, while I'm on my way to the back to leave and I'm clocked out, to whine about how he just bought a laptop we have, for 400 dollars less at Circuit City. I promptly told him "Good thing you bought it there." And walked away. More people are understanding ALL SALES ARE FINAL, however there will always be idiots. Specially the ones that are like this:
Me :"All sales are final."
Them :"So if it doesn't work or isn't the right one I can't return it?"
Me :"Nope. If it doesn't work you'll have to contact the manufacturer, and if its the wrong product theres nothing we can do." <-- also my favorite thing to say.
Them :"I can't exchange?"
Me :"No."
Them :"Pft. Whatever, we'll see about that."
I've also had a guy threaten us, " If this doesn't work Ima come back and drop it on someone's foot."
People are so gay sometimes. Really. Specially when they tell us we're closing because we won't exchange/return something like that. Because we were always "All sales final." and we always told you to go fuck yourself. GAWD.
I got my new hard drive finally. I now have an 80gig master and a 250 gig slave. Thats so hawt. I took my computer to Comp and had them transfer everything ( which took almost 2 days. ) and then reformat my 80gig and reinstall windows. So I got a fresh install of Windows and lots of space. My brother and Dana are super happy my loud ass hard drive is gone. I guess it was driving them crazy. I personally was used to it and it didn't really bother me. Bothered everyone else that heard it though.
Speaking of that, the day my computer was ready was also the day Jay got "termed" from CompUSA for telling an ignorant white trash lady that he'd "erase her" because she said she was going to kick my ass. She was under the impression that its so Jay's style to key a car and thusly it had to of been him that key'd her car. Anyway, I think she said that to get a rise out of him because he really wasn't too concerned about what she threatened him with. So they both got let go and he's since been unemployed. And he still makes a lot more then me. What a fucking cocksuck. :\ Seriously.
I don't want to get another job actually. I'd rather just get a full time job and just work one job. Working two jobs is fucking murder. I suppose I'll have to step on that one soon. Gayyy.
Jay made my lunch goodness for the weekend and fresh cookies. :) I'm so spoiled!
"Customer retention is not our top priority anymore."
Took a trip to Texas with Jay. It was spectacular! I love Texas, and I am so sold. I want to move down there now even. The weather sucks here as does the job market. I swear to god i saw a billion "Now Hiring" signs down there. And I didn't even see a whole lot of the area. Go fig! I got drunk more then is typically me. But it was all in good fun ne? It rained the first few days we were there. But the weather was still nicer then hell. And I like rain, just not when its cold and shitty. Quotes:
Cass-i : I think they're talking about anal...
Mark : Want a cookie little girl?
"She should go home and tell him Dan is dripping from her hoo-ha." - Mark
"Babe, you are a guy... except I fuck you." - Jay
"Suck the faggot!" - Moi
"We're out of faggot making juice!" - Moi
"This thing smells like an anchovie's cunt..." - Kablah
"If I see you fucking Pipe-Layer on my car, he's getting fucked in the ass." - Kablah
"I'm still getting fucked by the faggot..." - Mark
"C'mere! You're desperate and I haven't finished yet!" - Kablah
"Kimbo you don't want to touch me. I smell like uh... anchovie." - Kablah
"I'm gonna go talk to Random Dude with my dick out." - Kablah
"I might as well of given a donkey a blow job." - Kablah
"You rather have VD on your balls then crawfish seasoning.." - Steve
"Now thats a bad drunk." - Kablah
"I don't like pickles on my junk." - Moi
Almost everyone down there has some sort of nickname. And some are downright hilarious to hear the story behind. I was able to leave Texas without a nickname though. I'm not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing. lolz. I also found out how much I really don't enjoy wine. I thought maybe I just hadn't had the right stuff but alas I am incorrect. I really do not enjoy wine at all.
So yeah, Texas we really didn't do a whole lot of exciting things but I think I don't really mind. I got to have a week off of work, period. I don't think I've had an entire week off of working since I started working again in August of 04. Word.
Tina found out I was in Texas cause Jay put " Gone to Texas." On my refridge on my myspace. She said she wants to have a long talk with me tomorrow. Blah. I know what this is going to entail and I don't like it. Its going to be her, maybe not on purpose, guilting me into going with her to Arizona. As well as a slight chewing out about my lack of contact with her the past two months and she's been planning a trip to Arizona and while she's gone I'm the only one who can take care of her birds. And thats the thing, all I'm getting from her is the impression all she wants from me is to take care of her birds. And I already have a job taking care of birds. The only thing I got going for me compared to her and that job is that my job I can almost always find a bird I can pick up and hold. She's got a lot of breeders, and all her pet birds are occasionally sassier then hell. Blah! So that outta be interesting.
Less then a month left at Comptown. I'm almost certain of it. There's nothing in the store, and people are coming in like ants. Like in the morning it starts out the first half hour ( during the week, the weekends blow ass cause people have nothing better to do then come to Comp and argue about how much 20% is worth to them ) the store is completely empty. Then one trickles in. Then another.. and eventually they just start to swarm as the day goes on. So I start out from being bored out of my mind to wanting to kill everyone. I think its funny that if you watch, and look at how I mark the UPC's, you'll see how I am feeling. Or if the person annoyed me. If they annoy me I scratch the shit out of the UPC. Don't annoy me? You get a line. :) I did answer two phone calls today, " Are you closing? " The only cool thing about the closing is that I don't HAVE to bend over backwards for anyone. I can't be flat out rude or anything but yeah. My favorite story is the guy who stops me, while I'm on my way to the back to leave and I'm clocked out, to whine about how he just bought a laptop we have, for 400 dollars less at Circuit City. I promptly told him "Good thing you bought it there." And walked away. More people are understanding ALL SALES ARE FINAL, however there will always be idiots. Specially the ones that are like this:
Me :"All sales are final."
Them :"So if it doesn't work or isn't the right one I can't return it?"
Me :"Nope. If it doesn't work you'll have to contact the manufacturer, and if its the wrong product theres nothing we can do." <-- also my favorite thing to say.
Them :"I can't exchange?"
Me :"No."
Them :"Pft. Whatever, we'll see about that."
I've also had a guy threaten us, " If this doesn't work Ima come back and drop it on someone's foot."
People are so gay sometimes. Really. Specially when they tell us we're closing because we won't exchange/return something like that. Because we were always "All sales final." and we always told you to go fuck yourself. GAWD.
I got my new hard drive finally. I now have an 80gig master and a 250 gig slave. Thats so hawt. I took my computer to Comp and had them transfer everything ( which took almost 2 days. ) and then reformat my 80gig and reinstall windows. So I got a fresh install of Windows and lots of space. My brother and Dana are super happy my loud ass hard drive is gone. I guess it was driving them crazy. I personally was used to it and it didn't really bother me. Bothered everyone else that heard it though.
Speaking of that, the day my computer was ready was also the day Jay got "termed" from CompUSA for telling an ignorant white trash lady that he'd "erase her" because she said she was going to kick my ass. She was under the impression that its so Jay's style to key a car and thusly it had to of been him that key'd her car. Anyway, I think she said that to get a rise out of him because he really wasn't too concerned about what she threatened him with. So they both got let go and he's since been unemployed. And he still makes a lot more then me. What a fucking cocksuck. :\ Seriously.
I don't want to get another job actually. I'd rather just get a full time job and just work one job. Working two jobs is fucking murder. I suppose I'll have to step on that one soon. Gayyy.
Jay made my lunch goodness for the weekend and fresh cookies. :) I'm so spoiled!
"Customer retention is not our top priority anymore."