1st Side

[masukukunai]

Hey! This smartphone totally isn’t making any sense-- there aren’t any numbers on it! I can only post a message onto this one place…

Okay, so assuming that there are actually people in here somewhere, where the hell am I? I’m not cool with this empty creepy haunted palace thing, so there better be a good explanation for all this! Because I’ve got

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[timisnotme]

.... Ass kicking powers?

Mystery team?

... Are you a super powered Scooby Doo?

I irl lol'd

[masukukunai]

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[.........]

I'd like to say no, but being honest, I can't.

<3

[timisnotme]

Welp, I can't see you so I'm gonna assume it's true until proven otherwise.

[masukukunai]

Not literally!

[timisnotme]

A likely story. Now you just want to change the facts.

[masukukunai]

I'm just saying, I'm not a talking dog.

[They do, however, have a talking bear.]

[timisnotme]

Alright. You win this time.

So what's the mystery?

[masukukunai]

Uh-- where I am, how I got here, what's going on, who gave me this smart phone...

[timisnotme]

Yeah but... So is everyone else. You're not gonna be able to de-mask some random resident and be all "I KNEW IT WAS YOU MR. MACGREEDY!"

[masukukunai]

[loling]

I don't think all mysteries are that easy, dude.

[timisnotme]

Why not? That would be awesome.

[masukukunai]

Awesome but impractical. What kind of moron dresses up in a costume to scare people away from his secret underground lab, or whatever? I haven't seen that cartoon since I was a kid.

[timisnotme]

When you're here long enough you'll realize NOTHING is impractical.

[masukukunai]

That's what people seem to be saying...

[timisnotme]

Well it's true. Uh... Welcome to the mansion!

[masukukunai]

Thanks, I guess. Name's Yousuke.