1st Side

[masukukunai]

Hey! This smartphone totally isn’t making any sense-- there aren’t any numbers on it! I can only post a message onto this one place…

Okay, so assuming that there are actually people in here somewhere, where the hell am I? I’m not cool with this empty creepy haunted palace thing, so there better be a good explanation for all this! Because I’ve got

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[bufudynes]

You're in Wonderland.

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[masukukunai]

Yes, I've heard.

[Even though you're super hot oh man. That'll sink in in a minute or two.]

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[bufudynes]

Unfortunately, there is no explanation for why you've been brought here. Wonderland appears to be some sort of nexus dimension, it brings people from many different places and keeps them here for an undetermined amount of time.

[He's free to recognize her is you think he would.]

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[masukukunai]

You've been here long enough to figure all that out?

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[bufudynes]

I've been here a little more than a month, however, quite a lot of my information has come from others.

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[masukukunai]

You too, huh...

[Wait a minute. Pretty girl!]

Uh-- you, uh... Um.

I'm Yousuke?

[Why was that a question STUPID STUPID STUPID]

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[bufudynes]

You sound uncertain about that. [Which is weird, why would someone be uncertain about their name?]

I'm Mitsuru Kirijo.

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[masukukunai]

[Because he's saying it in front of the most gorgeous girl he's ever seen, duh.]

I'm not, I just-- Hey, is everyone here Japanese?

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[bufudynes]

No, there's a wide variety of people here of different nationalities and in some cases, species.

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[masukukunai]

Species?

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[bufudynes]

Yes, species. People are brought here from many different places.

Video; I saw nothing

[masukukunai]

Yeah, but, you'd expect them all to be human at least.

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[bufudynes]

When you're here long enough you learn to expect nothing from this place.

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[masukukunai]

Nothing or everything?

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[bufudynes]

Perhaps everything would be more accurate.

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[masukukunai]

Not a comforting thought.