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[masukukunai]

Hey! This smartphone totally isn’t making any sense-- there aren’t any numbers on it! I can only post a message onto this one place…

Okay, so assuming that there are actually people in here somewhere, where the hell am I? I’m not cool with this empty creepy haunted palace thing, so there better be a good explanation for all this! Because I’ve got

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[last_liar]

...Ass-kicking powers?

[masukukunai]

Woah!

Someone actually heard that?

[last_liar]

You were being a little loud.

I don't know who the investigation team is, though.

[masukukunai]

Uh, yeah, haha... Sorry about that.

Nah, it's okay. Uh. You around here too?

[last_liar]

I'm on the ninth floor right now.

It's um...not actually haunted. So you don't need to worry about that, at least.

[masukukunai]

Ninth? It's that big?

That's good, but-- Agh, jeez! Where's the exit?

[last_liar]

There are ten floors. Plus the attic and the basement. The exit for the mansion is at the bottom of the stairs on the first floor, but...there's not really an exit from Wonderland.

gosh I am loving the italics today

[masukukunai]

...Wonderland?

they are beautiful

[last_liar]

Yeeeah. Um...a little like the story, I guess.

[masukukunai]

[He is not distressed. It is highly distressing that he is not distressed.]

You do realize that is really, really hard to believe.

[last_liar]

...Yeah. It's actually the second time this week I've had to explain it, and last time it was to someone who really doesn't like me much, so I'm getting used to it.

You're uh...taking it better than you were a few minutes ago though.

[masukukunai]

Eh... I've kind of gone through this schtick before. And you don't seem like a sha-- a bad guy, so at least it's safe.

But you've been here long enough to explain it to people? What's going on?

[last_liar]

This is a place where people from lots of different worlds get stuck. We can't come or go by choice

btw rabbit doubt was the scariest thing ever

[masukukunai]

Different worlds!?

[OKAY you've got him there!]

Wait wait wait. Back up. You sound like a regular Japanese dude to me!

zsasdgfdg I am both pleased and worried that you know it <3

[last_liar]

I am...more or less. But not everyone here is.

it was basically: rocks fall, everyone dies (in horrible ways)

[masukukunai]

"Not everyone here is"?