2nd Side
[Cough, cough. Guess who hasn't had any candy? Yep, this guy. And he's feeling the effects. Silly kid.]
Oh, screw it.
Okay, so it looks like I really need to get this candy stuff to [cough, swallow] live. I guess I need to fight someone? I don't want to-- not because I don't think I can win, because I can totally kick ass-- but because I really don't want to hurt anyone. SO, I have some rules.
One, I don't fight girls. Two, I don't fight kids. Three, no blind people, or half-shark people, or talking animals, or anything weird like that. I want it to at least be kind of fair.
So, anyone up for a match? [Hack, hack] Before I puke up a lung would be great.
Oh, screw it.
Okay, so it looks like I really need to get this candy stuff to [cough, swallow] live. I guess I need to fight someone? I don't want to-- not because I don't think I can win, because I can totally kick ass-- but because I really don't want to hurt anyone. SO, I have some rules.
One, I don't fight girls. Two, I don't fight kids. Three, no blind people, or half-shark people, or talking animals, or anything weird like that. I want it to at least be kind of fair.
So, anyone up for a match? [Hack, hack] Before I puke up a lung would be great.