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[mastervren]

If you post a comment I'll

1) Tell you why I friended you
2) Associate you with a song/movie
3) Tell a random fact about you
4) Tell a first memory about you
5) Associate you with an animal/fruit
6) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you
7) In retort, you must spread this disease in your LJ

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[puffin_essence]

I have your penis. If you want it back, you must find the Jade Monkey by the next full moon.

[mastervren]

1) Umm, the whole engaged thing probably. Or the dating thing. *sage*

2) Kiss From a Rose :3

3) You purr in your sleep. And you're an awesome artist and should never stop teaching yourself more tricks. :O

4) The awesome ride to AE that year with Mark getting raped by Beans in the backseat.

5) a Kitty. :3

6) How do you do the voodoo that you do so well?

[puffin_essence]

WHERE'S MY FUCKING JADE MONKEY, BITCH?

*slaps you with a fish*

[mastervren]

Go out the door, turn left. Walk 50 paces. Stop. Look around. Those people laughing at you, they're laughing cause you just followed fake directions. =P

[puffin_essence]

D: