How Luke Topped Master Van

Jun 29, 2008 23:25

SPOILERS AHEAD. For everything and for everything contained within and linked to in this post.

MUCH LIKE AVIY, I WILL KILL YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU READ THIS STUFF AND ARE PLANNING ON PLAYING THE GAME OR HAVEN'T FINISHED THE GAME YET.

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First, there was prophecy.

And then it all sort of started here.


12 FEBRUARY 2008

me: AHAHAHA you gotta be kiddin me about Luke and his crazy mentor XDDD

Aviy: nope
Master Van |D
Master Van loves me \o/
Master Van is my father figure \oi/
Master Van created me and made me love him so he could use me to blow up a city and kill thousands and die in place of my original \o/
after I failed that Master Van called me a worthless tool and never said a nice word to me again but I never could stop loving him \o/

me: . . . .
o luke honey

Aviy: LUKE LOVES MASTER VAN
but he does also kill him
he just loves him too )=

me: sometimes that happens :(
I should feel like an awful person for now wanting to toss Sora at him so badly, but I think that I'm well desensitized by now.


13 FEBRUARY 2008
me: ::flops on::
::chants to self::
I can wait 10 months for a Nike... I can wait 10 months for a Nike...

Aviy: yes you can )=
I waited a year for luke's cast
faito~
and I still want master van
.........you should play ToA and app master van |D

me: hahaha yeah, it took me over a year and a half to get my not-girl/boyfriend
;;
THAT WOULD REQUIRE ME HAVING VIDEO GAME... STUFF

Aviy: YOU SHOULD GET VIDEO GAME STUFF THEN

me: uwah ;;

Aviy: OH COME ON YOU WANT TO
MY GAME IS AWESOME
and van is known as Pedo Master Van in the fandom
cuz he raises two identical redheads to love and trust him and be his loyal sacrifices
(and they rebel but details. HE HAS BITCHES)

me: ...this is how you rape people into apping, isn't it.
I AM ONTO YOU

Aviy: I THINK YOU MIGHT BE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE FOUND
WHERE MASTER VAN IS ACTUALLY YOUR TYPE
HE'S A VERY DIFFICULT CHARACTER TO CAST
cuz he's like
THE STERN BUT CARING MENTOR to luke
Luke's dad is a dick and ignores him
master van trains him )=
Luke trusts master van UTTERLY
at one point Master Van is like "We'll go to Daath together =D"
and luke is like \o/ RUNNING AWAY WITH MASTER VAN
but he's you know THE INTELLIGENT BADASS GUY
WHO IS LIKE ONE OF THE HIGHEST RANKING WHATEVER'S AT AGE 27
and he grows his beard out to look older )=
and IN REALITY IT'S LIKE
ALL THIS ELABORATE
GIANT PLAN
TO GAIN POWER, GAIN POSITION, GAIN TRUST, KIDNAP A REDHEAD, CREATE A REPLICA TO REPLACE HIM, RAISE BOTH TO LOVE AND ADORE HIM. SACRIFICE THEM TO THROW OFF THE 'SCORE' THAT DICTATES THE FATE OF THE WORLD and he's been doing this for like. uh. ........thirteen yearsss?
and all the midbosses, minus Dist, like ARE TOTALLY COOL WITH DYING FOR HIM. AND KNOW HIS PLAN. AND THEY ARE LOYAL MAN.

me: ........................
::c-covers her ears::
LA LA LA LA LA LA
CAN'T HEAR YOU

Aviy: he also destroyed the island of his home
=D which is why he's so fucked up
cuz scientists made him blow up his homeland =D
and they made him because the Score told him to
AM UNLIKE SORA HE'S NOT A SOCIOPATH
HE'S A PSYCHOPATH
HE'S VERY VERY VERY DRIVEN TO SAVE HUMANITY IN THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS HOW
he's the best endgame boss ever )=
cuz he has like reasons
and if
he was RIGHT in his reasons?
he'd be the hero of the story
and Luke would be the villain
(OH THAT'S ONE OF YOUR BUTTONS ISN'T IT)

me: f-failed hero type
.....sob

Aviy: ps2's are cheap |D
the game is sort of difficult to find but you can probably get it from vendors on amazon
it's a long game you should start soon |D

me: no seriously
I'm, like
crying
from laughter
and sadness for myself

Aviy: |DDDDDDDDD
HE'S REALLY A GREAT CHARACTER
I would app him in a heartbeat if like
I didn't play Luke )=

me: yeah that'd be sorta UM

Aviy: he's also totally playable in camp cuz he wouldn't really have a reason to want to destroy everyone here.
I WAS GOING TO APP HIM IN DAMNED
AND LEAD A REVOLUTION TO ESCAPE THE INSANE ASSYLUM
CUZ HE'S THAT KINDA GUY
oh wait
revolutionary is a ping of yours too isn't it

me: ::cries more::

Aviy: |D

me: ...I've totally lost track of what threads I need to reply to.
Because I've been too busy crying.
::goes to check her inbox::

Aviy: hahahhahaa
|D
YOU'RE FUN
YOU DON'T LIE TO ME

me: CAN'T LIE
TOO BUSY CRYING

Aviy: cuddles |D

me: ._.

Aviy: http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B000G7X5MM/ref=pd_bbs_sr_olp_1?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1202881181&sr=8-1
|D

me: How long does it take to play the game?

Aviy: depends on how fast you play
ever played an rpg?

me: <-- has never owned a video game console of any sort in her entire life

Aviy: a-aww |D
socute

me: :<

Aviy: and I'm going to pop your cherry with toa

me: I DID HAVE THOSE HANDHELD LCD DISNEY GAMES THOUGH

Aviy: ...lolo god I remember those
sob
OKAY WELL
ToA has a good learning curve to it I think
it's kinda button mashy until you get the hang of it
but once you get the hang of it is unique and fun and badass
so you don't get bored
it's long though!
I clocked 120 hours on my first play BUT THAT'S THE LONGEST EVER
I think Kakeru did like, 60 hours

me: <-- is maybe plotting something right now involving a friend of hers who owns a PS2 >.>

Aviy: i would say you need at least a month to play
going at like

me: "YOU'RE STARTING GRADUATE WORK.

Aviy: a reasonable pace that doesn't eat your life

me: YOU SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.

Aviy: hahahahah

me: I AM HELPING."

Aviy: JUST TELL HER YOU NEED IT FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS
but hear refurbished ones are 70 bucks

me: g-god the idea of me starting a video game is a little scary, though
I'll need to remember to have a life
<-- IS MAYBE SLIGHTLY OBSESSIVE SOMETIMES

Aviy: i'll give you my phone number you can call me if anything terrifying happens like you get lost on the world map )=

me: ...$70 is not bad.

Aviy: yah the new one is out
which always drops the prices a lot
but the new one is 600 dollars
and the old one has all the good games
so fuck the ps3 |D
they can have my ps2 over my dead body

me: XD

Aviy: ANYWAY I SAY YOU GET IT ASAP SO YOU CAN TALK TO ME =D
cuz I love talkinga bout my game |D

me: ...first I need to see how much I spend at Katsucon, though >.>

Aviy: oh
van can play the organ
|D

me: .....................
what the hell

Aviy: he does infact play it with one hand while monologuing in a classic villain style
IT'S REALLY HILARIOUS BECAUSE HE'S NOT LIKE, THE CLICHE VILLAIN AT ALL
BUT HE DOES THAT IN THIS ONE SCENE AND IT'S LIKE
OMG
SOB

me: DAVY JONES & MASTER VAN ORGAN DUET!?

Aviy: hahahhahaha
hot |D

me: sob
I have this... list of people I'm "planning" on apping
and I think about how it would be cool and a nice challenge
since they're not my "type"
and then they just keep getting bumped further and further down the line

Aviy: hahahhahaha >D
WELL IT'S A GREAT GAME
you can play it and see what you think
and even if you don't want to app him by the end you still played one of the best RPGs on the market
and I've never heard of anyone NOT LIKING IT
so I'm not worried about that >D
and if you do adore him as you should and want to app him
Asch and Guy and Luke-mun's will all be very happy |D
cuz we all have complicated relationships with master van |D
as does Tear if we ever get another Tear )=

me: ...I'm still just sort of. sitting here. laughing weakly.

Aviy: ilu |D

me: <--- isn't so much easily topped as... easily topped hard. ;;

Aviy: havent' you never been topped into apping before?
o wait here we go
http://inheritthewind.livejournal.com/2324.html?thread=9748#t9748
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT

me: yes

Aviy: |D

me: that...
was true.

Aviy: rolls on |D

me: d;kljakl;jdsad

Aviy: you are by far the most fun person to rape into apping?
and if it MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER
van tops luke pretty utterly

me: . . . .

Aviy: so

me: how am I fun to rape

Aviy: CUZ YOU LIKE
UNDERSTAND YOUR FATE
OTHER PEOPLE ARE LIKE NO

me: I feel very vulnerable now.

Aviy: NO YOU LIAR
AVIY SHUT UP
I'M NOT DOING IT
GO AWAY
you just. know.

me: ...lay there and take it.

Aviy: |D
YOU LIKE IT

me: ...oh hey my horoscope headline for today.
"Virgo: Practice random acts of spontaneity."

Aviy: buy a ps2
and toa |D
you've NEVER PLAYED A CONSOLE GAME IN YOUR LIFE IT DOESN'T GET MORE SPONTANIOUS THAN THAT

Aviy: murr |D

me: . . . .
volcano sounds sofun
._.

Aviy: lololo
in a sec she's probably to not endear herself to you by offering to see if she can get cielo to give you a ride up
*going to not

me: . . . .

Aviy: I"m debating if I should show you van/shouta!luke doujin

me: ...mental note, have Sora meet the frogs at some point.
. . . .

Aviy: uhuhu frogs |D

me: o-oh doujin

Aviy: IT HAS SHOUTA SEX
LUKE IS PROBABLY LIKE. SIX (ONLY HE'S ONLY EIGHT IN CAMP IT'S A REPLIAC THING)
it's VERY INAPPROPRIATE

me: . . . .

Aviy: CUZ HE'S ALL |D |D |D
and the sad thing is
from luke's end it's
entirely IC

me: ...................

Aviy: I don't think van would actually have sex with shouta luke. but
IF HE DID
LUKE WOULD BE
100%%%% OKAY WITH THAT
puts up the last three pages

me: . . . .

Aviy: |D
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v120/erachan/Aviy/?action=view¤t=page17.jpg go right

me: ....thank....you....?

Aviy: |D
I LEFT OUT ALL THE HORRIBLE SHOUTA PORN
but I figure you should know what he looks like

me: ....n-nice hair

Aviy: he's sexy )= once you get used to him
there is canon discussion about how his eyebrows shoot lasers

me: . . . .

Aviy: |D

me: l-laser eyebrows
....god these pages are... so cute.
and yet I know there is shouta porn behind them.
:(

Aviy: ...it's cute shoutaporn?
luke really enjoys himself =D

me: sob
WELL I'M GLAD HE LIKED IT

Aviy: |D
then he goes back to daath and does it to asch )=

me: . . . .

Aviy: not like
in the doujin
but he basically has a redhead on both continents

me: oh the joy of twins
sob

Aviy: YEAH IT'D BE HOT
also WAIT DO YOU WANT MORE SPOILERS it's not major but it's sort of a neat surprise

me: ...now that I've been pretty well raped into it, I'll opt to avoid spoilers.
;;

Aviy: okay |D
INSTEAD HAVE A SCREENCAP
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v120/erachan/Aviy/?action=view¤t=page17.jpg

me: ...ah?
^--- same doujin page you linked me to before |D

Aviy: ...>\
http://www.odbnoda.com/random/images/toapimping/001pt7d0.jpg
THERE

me: ..............................................

Aviy: |D

me: o god what a rapist
......................
::cries some more::

Aviy: cuddles you

me: ::goes to tend to the fire, quietly weeping::

Aviy: you know I hurt you because I love you

me: ::is well acquainted with abuse equaling love. just used to be mostly on the abusing side. :( ::

Aviy: there is always someone toppier )=

me: I also like how during the time that I've been playing Sora
I actually have developed walking problems.

Aviy: ....

me: Which is not on, dude.

Aviy: well if you app van you might develop pedo urges

me: sob LASER EYEBROWS ARE NOT MY FUTURE my eyebrows are totally better than they used to be

Aviy: >D
you won't get the van eyebrows )=

me: ...I keep looking back at that screenshot and giggling.

Aviy: he's not actually raping luke )=
he is actually doing something much worse )=

me: lolz

Aviy: loev Van |D

spoilers, app

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