FOLD-OUT Stories
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Hehehe, yea, so you probably know the childhood game about the fold-out-stories.
The game is like this:
You take a piece of lined paper and write 1½ line, then you fold away the first line and pass it on to the next person who then has to continue on the ½ line left. The person don't know and isn't allowed to see what was written earlier. This repeats itself untill the paper is filled out - then you fold the paper out and can read a weeeird and sometimes pretty hilarious story.
Me and TheJazro had fun doing this last night, and I've tried to translate the three fold-out-stories that we did. Some things got lost in translation of course, but it's still fun I think. And very weird and confusing, hahaha.
If you'd like to read them - here they are:
WARNING: Adult language and graphic 'scenes'!!
ALIEN ABDUCTION
Once there was a girl named Ditte. She was really hot and had two big melons, which she threw at Jacob, who said:
"I really want you today, honey"
Then Ditte suddenly saw a UFO flying towards them. It beamed up Jacob, who was very disappointed that Captain Kirk had interrupted it all and said:
"I hate melons!"
And the melons were also beamed up in the space ship. Then there was great opportunity to taste a sweet and sour lollipop, which stuck out of Jacob's ass. But the aliens' mission was completely different than Ditte had hoped for. So after the sun had set the alien-leader said:
"Now we HAVE to try an anal probe!"
"I'm so in on that!" said Jacob, who had a new brain implanted the same day. The brain said out loud:
"I wish I could be in on the fun as well"
Ditte thought it was sad - and that's why she had a new brain implanted as well. It is very important to underline, that the aliens' reproductive organs were very big. But it's important to start a new colony on Mars, where Jacob's task was to videotape everything that happened. Jacob really wanted to start a family, but Ditte didn't want that at all. She just said:
"Of course I can handle it, but how would YOU like to taste Jacob's sperm?"
"Ewwww!" someone said in the background while the aliens experimented. Ditte could only say:
"That's damn gross!"
But the importance of a colony meant that it had to have a population. Preferably by aliens, but humans can punch hard too! On the way to Mars the Alien-leader said:
"But you don't have as many body cavities as we do"
Ditte answered: "Us? What do you mean 'us'? You always grab my ass!"
Then Jacob said:
"You'll have to deal with it. A thing like that can be used for all. It can be fun!"
THE COW INCIDENT
Once there was a girl named Ditte. She liked Jacob and was a bit crazy, because she had panty-allergy and hence never wore panties. And she always carried a dildo in her bag, because she thought it was sweet and hot. And really tasty. Ditte didn't think that cake was very delicious even though Jacob thought otherwise. He said:
"I'll take a walk with my mice on a leash"
He had seen the dildo in Ditte's bag and thought that it was perverted, which Ditte liked. Her eyes couldn't take their glance off of Jacob's bitch tits, which were kind of small, but little is also good. And then right away they started humping a cow out in the stable. But the cow roared angrily and said:
"Do you want a choker just like the mice?!"
"Yes, please," a voice answered.
"What the fuck are you doing in my stable?!"
Ditte looked at the farmer and said:
"Do you suffer from incontinence?"
The farmer thought that THAT question was harsh. He then looked at the cow's bloody asshole and said accusingly:
"Get that finger out!"
Could it really be true that Jacob had a cow fetish?
"I fell," Jacob said and looked at Ditte's ass and wanted to smack it, drawing red lines - but Ditte thought it wasn't nice and said:
"What the fuck is wrong with you, you pervert!?"
Astonished Jacob pulled out his dick again and approached the cow, but the farmer yelled:
"Stop that shit!"
But simultaneously they both answered:
"Talk to the hand," and walked out of the stable. But the farmer yelled:
"Then I'll find someone else I can plow!"
Jacob thought that that was actually a clever statement, and said:
"Hey, farmer, plow this!" and pulled his pants down around his ankles. The farmer turned and said:
"If this continues, you'll have to be careful. Because I don't have much experince with fucking cows, so you can take Bertha here with you home," he said and Jacob and Ditte went home happy.
A TALE OF WEIRDNESS
Once there was a man named Jacob. He lived in an old shed in Frederikshavn. But one day a rabid dog came along and tore at the couch every evening. Beneath the floor Jacob had hidden a treasure on the bottom of a lake. But he wanted it, so he said:
"Shut up, mice! It can't be right that just because you're beneath the floor, you're noisy!"
Then they answered:
"Fuck you, we want to play!" - and then Jacob changed his outfit and asked Ditte if she had a club to hit the rabid dog with, which barked at Jacob who looked at shooting stars.
"Lemon?" Jacob asked and grabbed Ditte's tits. She got pissed off and yelled:
"I don't like lemons!"
That surprised Jacob and he thought:
"What the fuck of a moron is he?"
Suddenly the rabid dog came and peed on a fence.
"What a mess," Jacob said and started to remove his pants. Ditte glared and thought that THAT fire extinguisher was kind of pretty, but a little too big to be pushed up Ditte's ass even though Jacob did want to see Ditte joggle with it.
"That's a great idea!" Ditte said and pulled out her tits. But Jacob became all shy and glared in disbelief while Ditte sprayed all over the place. After THAT Ditte thought:
"Man, a douche!"
And then Jacob said:
What a mess, will you clean it up or shall I?"
Ditte said:
"Nah, I don't wanna talk about that," and started to hit Jacob, who actually thought it was pretty funny. After a little while Ditte accidently peed her pants because the toilet was occupied. But Jacob said:
"Just leave it. The rabid dog will probably lick it up tomorrow"
But Ditte punched him in the gut and said strictly:
"The moral of this story is hard to comprehend, but clean up after yourself, if you make a mess!"
So what did you think? The last one is definitely my fave, hahaha.
Try it yourself, it's really fun!
____________________
Hehehe, yea, so you probably know the childhood game about the fold-out-stories.
The game is like this:
You take a piece of lined paper and write 1½ line, then you fold away the first line and pass it on to the next person who then has to continue on the ½ line left. The person don't know and isn't allowed to see what was written earlier. This repeats itself untill the paper is filled out - then you fold the paper out and can read a weeeird and sometimes pretty hilarious story.
Me and TheJazro had fun doing this last night, and I've tried to translate the three fold-out-stories that we did. Some things got lost in translation of course, but it's still fun I think. And very weird and confusing, hahaha.
If you'd like to read them - here they are:
WARNING: Adult language and graphic 'scenes'!!
ALIEN ABDUCTION
Once there was a girl named Ditte. She was really hot and had two big melons, which she threw at Jacob, who said:
"I really want you today, honey"
Then Ditte suddenly saw a UFO flying towards them. It beamed up Jacob, who was very disappointed that Captain Kirk had interrupted it all and said:
"I hate melons!"
And the melons were also beamed up in the space ship. Then there was great opportunity to taste a sweet and sour lollipop, which stuck out of Jacob's ass. But the aliens' mission was completely different than Ditte had hoped for. So after the sun had set the alien-leader said:
"Now we HAVE to try an anal probe!"
"I'm so in on that!" said Jacob, who had a new brain implanted the same day. The brain said out loud:
"I wish I could be in on the fun as well"
Ditte thought it was sad - and that's why she had a new brain implanted as well. It is very important to underline, that the aliens' reproductive organs were very big. But it's important to start a new colony on Mars, where Jacob's task was to videotape everything that happened. Jacob really wanted to start a family, but Ditte didn't want that at all. She just said:
"Of course I can handle it, but how would YOU like to taste Jacob's sperm?"
"Ewwww!" someone said in the background while the aliens experimented. Ditte could only say:
"That's damn gross!"
But the importance of a colony meant that it had to have a population. Preferably by aliens, but humans can punch hard too! On the way to Mars the Alien-leader said:
"But you don't have as many body cavities as we do"
Ditte answered: "Us? What do you mean 'us'? You always grab my ass!"
Then Jacob said:
"You'll have to deal with it. A thing like that can be used for all. It can be fun!"
THE COW INCIDENT
Once there was a girl named Ditte. She liked Jacob and was a bit crazy, because she had panty-allergy and hence never wore panties. And she always carried a dildo in her bag, because she thought it was sweet and hot. And really tasty. Ditte didn't think that cake was very delicious even though Jacob thought otherwise. He said:
"I'll take a walk with my mice on a leash"
He had seen the dildo in Ditte's bag and thought that it was perverted, which Ditte liked. Her eyes couldn't take their glance off of Jacob's bitch tits, which were kind of small, but little is also good. And then right away they started humping a cow out in the stable. But the cow roared angrily and said:
"Do you want a choker just like the mice?!"
"Yes, please," a voice answered.
"What the fuck are you doing in my stable?!"
Ditte looked at the farmer and said:
"Do you suffer from incontinence?"
The farmer thought that THAT question was harsh. He then looked at the cow's bloody asshole and said accusingly:
"Get that finger out!"
Could it really be true that Jacob had a cow fetish?
"I fell," Jacob said and looked at Ditte's ass and wanted to smack it, drawing red lines - but Ditte thought it wasn't nice and said:
"What the fuck is wrong with you, you pervert!?"
Astonished Jacob pulled out his dick again and approached the cow, but the farmer yelled:
"Stop that shit!"
But simultaneously they both answered:
"Talk to the hand," and walked out of the stable. But the farmer yelled:
"Then I'll find someone else I can plow!"
Jacob thought that that was actually a clever statement, and said:
"Hey, farmer, plow this!" and pulled his pants down around his ankles. The farmer turned and said:
"If this continues, you'll have to be careful. Because I don't have much experince with fucking cows, so you can take Bertha here with you home," he said and Jacob and Ditte went home happy.
A TALE OF WEIRDNESS
Once there was a man named Jacob. He lived in an old shed in Frederikshavn. But one day a rabid dog came along and tore at the couch every evening. Beneath the floor Jacob had hidden a treasure on the bottom of a lake. But he wanted it, so he said:
"Shut up, mice! It can't be right that just because you're beneath the floor, you're noisy!"
Then they answered:
"Fuck you, we want to play!" - and then Jacob changed his outfit and asked Ditte if she had a club to hit the rabid dog with, which barked at Jacob who looked at shooting stars.
"Lemon?" Jacob asked and grabbed Ditte's tits. She got pissed off and yelled:
"I don't like lemons!"
That surprised Jacob and he thought:
"What the fuck of a moron is he?"
Suddenly the rabid dog came and peed on a fence.
"What a mess," Jacob said and started to remove his pants. Ditte glared and thought that THAT fire extinguisher was kind of pretty, but a little too big to be pushed up Ditte's ass even though Jacob did want to see Ditte joggle with it.
"That's a great idea!" Ditte said and pulled out her tits. But Jacob became all shy and glared in disbelief while Ditte sprayed all over the place. After THAT Ditte thought:
"Man, a douche!"
And then Jacob said:
What a mess, will you clean it up or shall I?"
Ditte said:
"Nah, I don't wanna talk about that," and started to hit Jacob, who actually thought it was pretty funny. After a little while Ditte accidently peed her pants because the toilet was occupied. But Jacob said:
"Just leave it. The rabid dog will probably lick it up tomorrow"
But Ditte punched him in the gut and said strictly:
"The moral of this story is hard to comprehend, but clean up after yourself, if you make a mess!"
So what did you think? The last one is definitely my fave, hahaha.
Try it yourself, it's really fun!
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