So yeah... I saw Chronicles of Narnia today...
Granted the only book of that series that I've ever read was "The Magician's Nephew"... so I'm not entirely sure about this... but I thinkt hey crammed the entire series... EXCEPT the book I read... into a 2 hour and 20 minute movie...
It's funny... in several cases... the movie wants to to actually care about the characters and there deaths or whatever... Except they haven't had enough dialog or screen time for me give even a slight damn...
About the only character I cared about was peter (horrible name) and the lion...
Oh... and Jason who is over my shoulder as I type this... brings up a great point... the fucking vibe you get between peter and the older sister... whatever her name was... There is SUCH a fucking incest vibe... It does NOT go well with the story...
Over all... I give it a 4 out of 10...
If it were done right... I would be a 8 or 9... but they simply rushed it TO fucking hard...
It's funny... in several cases... the movie wants to to actually care about the characters and there deaths or whatever... Except they haven't had enough dialog or screen time for me give even a slight damn...
About the only character I cared about was peter (horrible name) and the lion...
Oh... and Jason who is over my shoulder as I type this... brings up a great point... the fucking vibe you get between peter and the older sister... whatever her name was... There is SUCH a fucking incest vibe... It does NOT go well with the story...
Over all... I give it a 4 out of 10...
If it were done right... I would be a 8 or 9... but they simply rushed it TO fucking hard...