Stating for the Record
I have made up my mind.
Going to cash in my 401k and use it to fund a roadtrip around the country.
Which will actually be a cover for my killing spree on all of our most annoying, demanding, incompetent clients.
If you see any articles about a rash of disappearances among Investor Relations executives at major corporations, this is why.
I am going to need a supervillain name. Maybe The Red Pen - crossing my enemies out of existence. I will have to get a hat.
hanjuuluver is going to be my wingman. It will be like Supernatural, only with more anime soundtracks and less incest. I'd say fewer demons, but I can certainly believe a good portion of our clients are possessed.
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Going to cash in my 401k and use it to fund a roadtrip around the country.
Which will actually be a cover for my killing spree on all of our most annoying, demanding, incompetent clients.
If you see any articles about a rash of disappearances among Investor Relations executives at major corporations, this is why.
I am going to need a supervillain name. Maybe The Red Pen - crossing my enemies out of existence. I will have to get a hat.
hanjuuluver is going to be my wingman. It will be like Supernatural, only with more anime soundtracks and less incest. I'd say fewer demons, but I can certainly believe a good portion of our clients are possessed.
This entry was originally posted at http://masterofmidgets.dreamwidth.org/276436.html. You can also comment there using OpenID.