Fact: David Villa's Soulpatch Is The Source of All His Power
Sometimes, my fandoms cross over in weird ways. Especially when David Tennant's unfortunate facial hair is involved.
masterofmidgets: oh my god what is that THING on his face
masterofmidgets: quick someone kill it before it gets to his eyes
colourofsaying: Another man for whom growing a beard was a bad life choice
masterofmidgets: that one is bad enough that I'm not half convinced we didn't see stills from an unaired episode where the Doctor fights evil beard aliens
masterofmidgets: they try to save David Villa, but he realized what was going on long ago and now he and his beard are working in concert to take over the world
colourofsaying: They're starting to spread into other teams
colourofsaying: Spreading the evil alien soulpatch
colourofsaying: Turning them into goal-scoring borgs
masterofmidgets: which, you know, there are worse outcomes
colourofsaying: Except that one day all the balls will catch on fire and explode when they are looked upon by the borgs
colourofsaying: And then they will turn into thingies, toclafane
colourofsaying: and fwoooosh
colourofsaying: boom.
colourofsaying: the end.
masterofmidgets: but the day will be saved by the goalies
masterofmidgets: who, after all, do know what to do with balls, even unpredictably exploding ones
masterofmidgets: actually, give Pep a few minutes to recover and he might start advocating it as a new training method
colourofsaying: "Look, look! If they explode, how much faster everyone will be! Fear! Fear will motivate them!"
masterofmidgets: Barcelona will be the only team out of Italy that double-qualifies for football matches and mercenary jobs
colourofsaying: THey had to learn fast
colourofsaying: Fortunately they were all in excellent shape
colourofsayingr: Bojan is oddly good at it
masterofmidgets: and David Villa likes that he gets to kill things now
colourofsaying: it makes his work so much more satisfying
colourofsaying: Since the borg possessed him, he's had this urge
colourofsaying: And now, he can satisfy it!
colourofsaying: Without, you know, enslaving humanity
masterofmidgets: even if they still aren't Cristiano Ronaldo
masterofmidgets: but hey, you can't have everything
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masterofmidgets: oh my god what is that THING on his face
masterofmidgets: quick someone kill it before it gets to his eyes
colourofsaying: Another man for whom growing a beard was a bad life choice
masterofmidgets: that one is bad enough that I'm not half convinced we didn't see stills from an unaired episode where the Doctor fights evil beard aliens
masterofmidgets: they try to save David Villa, but he realized what was going on long ago and now he and his beard are working in concert to take over the world
colourofsaying: They're starting to spread into other teams
colourofsaying: Spreading the evil alien soulpatch
colourofsaying: Turning them into goal-scoring borgs
masterofmidgets: which, you know, there are worse outcomes
colourofsaying: Except that one day all the balls will catch on fire and explode when they are looked upon by the borgs
colourofsaying: And then they will turn into thingies, toclafane
colourofsaying: and fwoooosh
colourofsaying: boom.
colourofsaying: the end.
masterofmidgets: but the day will be saved by the goalies
masterofmidgets: who, after all, do know what to do with balls, even unpredictably exploding ones
masterofmidgets: actually, give Pep a few minutes to recover and he might start advocating it as a new training method
colourofsaying: "Look, look! If they explode, how much faster everyone will be! Fear! Fear will motivate them!"
masterofmidgets: Barcelona will be the only team out of Italy that double-qualifies for football matches and mercenary jobs
colourofsaying: THey had to learn fast
colourofsaying: Fortunately they were all in excellent shape
colourofsayingr: Bojan is oddly good at it
masterofmidgets: and David Villa likes that he gets to kill things now
colourofsaying: it makes his work so much more satisfying
colourofsaying: Since the borg possessed him, he's had this urge
colourofsaying: And now, he can satisfy it!
colourofsaying: Without, you know, enslaving humanity
masterofmidgets: even if they still aren't Cristiano Ronaldo
masterofmidgets: but hey, you can't have everything
This entry was originally posted at http://masterofmidgets.dreamwidth.org/242076.html. You can also comment there using OpenID.