Fic: Aberration

[madamotaku]

Title: Aberration
Author: madamotaku
Pairing: A little bit of everything: Mostly centered on the Master/Jack (kind of), Master/Lucy, and Master/Doctor. No smut though (sorry!)
Rating: R for language, violence, and adult situations
Word Count: 2622
Notes: For zabbers as part of the masterficathon, using two of her requests: The Doctor uses the Master's name. Jack too. and Five

Comments

[stars_fell]

I am in love with this. I laughed at so many of the lines. Especially, for some reason, at the word "decrepitude". :D

[madamotaku]

Hee, thanks! :D That means a lot. ROFL decrepitude is kind of a funny word, isn't it?

[stars_fell]

It is! It's why I laughed--is it even a real word?

And seriously, I love reading humor in fic. So where's Lucy while the Master is subjugating Torchwood? :D

[madamotaku]

From dictionary.com:

de·crep·i·tude (dĭ-krěp'ĭ-tōōd', -tyōōd') Pronunciation Key
n. The quality or condition of being weakened, worn out, impaired, or broken down by old age, illness, or hard use.

HEHEHE HARD USE. XD

I will, however, own up to the fact that "eye-rollingly" isn't actually in the dictionary. :)

Heh, I was trying to think about where Lucy was, but I decided not to go into it. I think he set her up in some secret lair/flat somewhere. That way he can go back and forth between her and Ianto so he doesn't get bored.

[astrogirl2]

Oh, this is great! What a wonderful, evil idea! (And, of course, so totally something the Master would think of.)

I would so love to see what happens after this.

[madamotaku]

Heh I hadn't thought that far yet. A lot of horror and mayhem, I imagine, and perhaps Jack will make the Master fall in love with him and redeem him in the end. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! j/k

[biichan]

Ooooh. I love this, I do. Especially the idea that Jack's still there in the corner of his mind, getting his subtle revenge by bitching at the Master.

[madamotaku]

Hee thanks. I'm very happy you liked it! HA, I really love that the Master keeps thinking that Jack as a nothing, something so very easily dealt with, and he keeps proving him wrong. Of course the Master refuses to acknowledge this. XD

[animagiblender]

Jack chuckled and said, “Your wife is completely and utterly gorgeous...and probably the most pathetic creature I've ever seen in my life. And you...you are the biggest asshole in the universe.”

JACK IS AWESOME!

“Oh, I'll stick something in your sanitarium,”

AND SO IS THE MASTER!

You just know that when he ruled the world, Tuesdays were explicitly for 'That's what she said" jokes.

"I have only one thing to say to you."
"That's what she said."
"...That doesn't even make sense."
"LALALALA THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

[madamotaku]

ROFLMAO! The Master would be HILARIOUS as a crazy, megalomaniacal boss in The Office. XD

Glad you liked it!

[madamotaku]

I really appreciate that comment. I'm always worried about whether or not I'm keeping everybody in character. Thanks. :)