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[mastercho]

Alright, here's a story to brighten your days: So a couple of weeks ago, I had to go home to take care of some errands for my father with his new paint business he's starting up. As I drive threw the first gate, I saw a patrol car down the street parked on the side. This is probably because people in this neighborhood are bitching about enforcing the speeding laws and what not shit. So, I'm thinking, "Alright, let's take it nice and easy" and drive past the patrol car and turn into the next street. About 5 or 10 seconds later, who do I see in my rear view mirror? That fucking cop. So I'm like "wtf, mate?" He pulls me over and asks "License and Registration." I ask "what seems to be the problem, officer?" He responds "You're missing a front license plate." I'm sitting there thinking, ".....whaaaa?" I find out later that night that my dad took off my front license plate the weekend before to change the plastic guard for it and didn't put it back on...and I'm a big enough dumbass for not noticing it. The officer tells me "Don't worry. It wont be a big fine. You just gotta proof of your license plate by your court date." I'm like "Goddamn it"

Thats only half the fucking story. Last night after having dinner with my sister, I grab some mail and find out the fine they sent me for that small problem from the weeks before.

A WOMPING $757.02!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT LYING COCKSUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

I call the court and ask about the officer who gave me the ticket. And they couldn't find that information at that time. way to fucking duck and cover....fuckers...

And also, what kind of a fucking fine ends with 2 fucking cents?...

*sigh* good times.

Break it hard and break it fast...