[AU] Setting the record straight!

[masteralchemist]

Look, I'm sure by now a lot of you guys have heard those lies from Sergeant Love about what happened when he was in my clutches.  I just wanna say--for the record--that that?  Is a total myth!  Yeah, never happened.  Nothing but perfectly normal supervillainy goin' on here. Obviously he just couldn't handle such a humiliating defeat and made up a

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[mineandfine]

The one in japan does...

[mineandfine]

I know... believe me...I...understand. But thats how it was voted.

[masteralchemist]

Well, hello... I gotta say, if we're gonna have Evil Twin Day, it's too bad we can't get a couple more of you running around.

[mineandfine]

I...well...Thank you...I think.

[masteralchemist]

Oh, you're very welcome. Maybe sometime I could stop by Japan and you could show me a few of those laws in action.

[mineandfine]

I'm afraid...I wouldn't be able to do that. As those laws don't apply to people in my husband's high ranking office. But I am sure I could set you up with some other lucky...woman?

[masteralchemist]

Of course I am! I'm disgusted that you could even think otherwise. And great, like I really need to get kicked out of another one of those organizations. Seriously, you'd think something called the Fraternity of Torment wouldn't get so squeamish about 'inappropriate' torture.