Glenn Beck for Pres?

Sep 06, 2010 21:21

So let's follow the logical slippery slope and figure out the next step for the Right-wing master plan.  It seems to me that our economy would be so much better off if there were more millionaires.  Because only rich people, as we know, create jobs and wealth.  You see, poor people are not motivated enough.  They aren't working 24/7, every day to make millions of dollars and support our country.  They need to work harder, faster!  Since they are obviously lazy, they need an incentive.

These glorious tax cuts are up to expire, but NOBODY wants them to.  Right?  So let's to this: up the tax on the lower 90%.  That's right.  Give the richest 10% a break, 'cause they do so much for all us losers.  Keep their tax cuts.  In fact, maybe triple or quadruple the tax on the lower 90%.  I mean somebody's got to pay the taxes.  That will get them moving to capture that American Dream!  The Dream is alive and well, right?

So you are saying, "M, why are you working against your financial self interest?"  I say, "Hell, we do it all the time, don't we?"  LOL  Just look at Bush.  Nobody has fucked me that well in a long time.  Whew, what a ride!

So unless you made a million bucks last year, suck it up shortcake!  We want your left arm and your first born.  It's either this or go back to regulating the giant corporations.  We all know what a CRAZY idea that is!!

I'm gonna tell this to Sarah Palin the next time we hang out.  She's gonna love it!  *sigh*

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