Why do I bother? At least THIS meme's better than the Santa one...
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
When the stars were right, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In November, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In July, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In April, I rescued ontheprowl_ from being sacrificed (-200 points). In January, I stopped __sarak from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In February, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-1345 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.
Your humble and obedient servant,
master_sigurd
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
And I had rather liked Cthulhu.