Lol!!!
it's mother's day, so you should give her a present. If you don't have any ideas on what to give her, get a plastic cup, stick some pipe cleaners in it, glue some macaroni and glitter on, and draw some flowers on it with markers. When you give it to your mom and she asks "...What is it?", start crying. This way, your mom will say she loves it. Unless she's mean. In which case she doesn't deserve the awesome cup macaroni extravaganza anyway.