Captain's Log 122: BEOWULF IS THE BEST SNOWMAN EVER

[master_of_dudes]

The place sure likes turning us all into girls, huh? It's okay for a short while since, you know, I make a cute girl and I can walk around naked and it's okay, but no way I'd wanna stay that way forever. You can't do any cool stuff if you're a girl! Like write your name in the snow, or pee in the woods, or... yeah, anything

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[bonnefois]

It is amusing that you think L'Allemagne is old.

[master_of_dudes]

What? Sorry, don't speak Swedish.

1/idek alkdjf

[bonnefois]

[bonnefois]

Swedish...

[bonnefois]

Of all the languages for mine to be confused with, Suédois?! Mine is a language far more beautiful and graceful than that mumbling and grunting! This is God playing a cruel joke, there cannot actually be someone who does not recognize my language--

and done; enjoy

[bonnefois]

In any case, in your Anglais -- horrible, horrible language that it is. It brings my ears nearly to tears just listening to it, much less having to hear my beautiful voice ruined by speaking it -- it would be "Germany," non?

[master_of_dudes]

Hey! Don't blame me just because you've got language problems! Not my fault you're Spanish.

Oh, Germany. Yeah, he's old, even if he doesn't look it. Trust me, WWII was ages ago.

[bonnefois]

Spanish?! As close as I am to Spain, we still speak different languages! Entirely different!

Yes, but the Hundred Years' War was even longer ago, non?

[master_of_dudes]

Huh, never knew the British had their own language, I thought they just spoke English. Then again, I can't understand half the things coming outta Mad Mod's mouth. But I know England's got huge eyebrows so you must be... Wales! Cuz you don't sound Scottish or Irish!

You mean the Civil War? That had nothing to do with you!

[bonnefois]

BRITISH!?!

[He's not even going to correct him on the fact the Hundred Years' War was going on when America was still running around in a dress, that's how much this upsets him.]

[master_of_dudes]

Or Walish, whatever you're called.

[bonnefois]

FRENCH! I AM LA RÉPUBLIQUE FRANÇAISE! DO NOT COMPARE ME TO L'ANGLETERRE OR HIS BROTHERS! EVER!

Mon Dieu...

[master_of_dudes]

Ohhhhh, you're France.

...Ya know, you'd probably have a reputation if you pretended to be Wales. I dunno where it is and it's still less embarrassing.

[bonnefois]

There is nothing embarrassing about me!

[master_of_dudes]

Everything's embarrassing about you! I mean, sure, city of love and whatever, but that only gets ya so far. Sure doesn't help being a super hero. What's so intimidating about being French? That song from Lady and the Tramp sure doesn't inspire any villains to stand down.

Basically dude, you're only good for food and romance junk. Fighting wise, you're pretty useless.

[bonnefois]

There is nothing wrong with specializing in something other than war! There isn't! Really!!