Captain's Log 122: BEOWULF IS THE BEST SNOWMAN EVER

[master_of_dudes]

The place sure likes turning us all into girls, huh? It's okay for a short while since, you know, I make a cute girl and I can walk around naked and it's okay, but no way I'd wanna stay that way forever. You can't do any cool stuff if you're a girl! Like write your name in the snow, or pee in the woods, or... yeah, anything

Comments

[elegantvirtuoso]

That is not a legitimate musical instrument.

[master_of_dudes]

Have you ever tried to play Through the Fire and Flames on Expert Mode?

Totally a legit instrument.

[elegantvirtuoso]

No, it is a piece of plastic for a virtual gaming device. That nullifies any claims of legitimacy.

[master_of_dudes]

But it plays music and you gotta play it. Therefore, musical instrument.

[elegantvirtuoso]

Incorrect. A true musical instrument is one that can be used for composing original music, not merely pressing buttons to the beat of another's composition.

[master_of_dudes]

Then what d'ya call the All American Rejects cover of Brittany Spears' song? Other than awesome, I mean.

[elegantvirtuoso]

An abomination, both originally and covered.

[master_of_dudes]

See, you don't know anything about music! I bet you don't even like Taylor Swift!

[elegantvirtuoso]

Excuse me? Your inferior taste says nothing about my musical knowledge. And while I do not know who Mr. Swift is, I will assume he is equally untalented.

[master_of_dudes]

It's Miss Swift, and she's one of the best singers of the now! Uh, future. Whatever. You're just jealous the only popular Austrian is the Terminator and he can't sing.

[elegantvirtuoso]

You are forgetting Mozart, and Beethoven, and Haydn, and Strauss, and Wagner!

[master_of_dudes]

Look, I'm sure your dogs and food are good, but you're just not gonna beat America in music.

[mashespotatoes]

Fine German composers.