Captain's Log 110: This is what I get when I ask Renee for non sequiturs
Now I'm officially a Hungarian Commonwealth and the top officer of the United States Army and a Teen Titan. Totally putting this on my Justice League resume when I hit eighteen.
TERRA. KITE. YOU GUYS. I NEED TO TALK TO YOUUUUUUU about America and helping out and stuff.
[Locked to TEAM AMERICA/Hungary/you know what I play Russia why am I even locking this]
Okay, so, America asked me to talk about the mirror world, right? Well, I've only been there once and it was a long time ago and things seem to be changing a bit, but I'll give it a try.
So basically this one time I was fooling around with this kid, and we tried to make a time machine out of cardboard and markers. We ended up in the mirror world. I can't get back anymore, no clue why, but I never really knew how we got there in the first place.
The Mirrors:
As ya all know, the mirrors are our total opposites. Good news for the mean ones, bad news for us good guys. I've known a couple, and you saw some of 'em at the trial. These are the ones I met up close personally, so I definitely know what they're like. Most of 'em you should watch out for. One of 'em we might be able to consider an ally.
Me: Dude who looks like me, only all red-eyed and grey. Looong story involving him and Trigon that we won't get into today. Basically, he's a creeper. A violent, sadistic creeper. Cyborg took him out with a punch to the head though, so if you've got metal fists, you're golden.
Kite: Equally violent. Love to use Data Drain... kinda like the real Kite. Only he does it to liquefy your organs. He chopped my head off and video taped it and sent it to the real Kite. He's tough, but he's really, really bad with water, since he's made out of fire and computer files. I managed to knock out a water pipe and slow him down. Uh. Still got my head chopped off. Which brings us to...
Vexen: WHO TURNED ME INTO A FLOATING HEAD IN A JAR WHILE HE MESSED WITH MY DISEMBOWELED CORPSE. How's that for creepy? I think he's made out of something way, way inhuman, but... no idea what. Kinda hard to describe. Anyway, he's not that bad to talk to when you're dead. Otherwise, he wants to dissect you. Keep a look out for him.
Saix: Nice guy. Like, he was the Saix that Never Was. He's like the Saix that doesn't act like he's got an upset stomach 24/7. Like the Saix who has Heidi Klum as his girlfriend. Anyway, I don't trust the mirrors, but if any of you run into him... he's probably the one that'll help ya out.
Arland: Acts like the real dude, only eviller. Hes kinda nuts and if you don't believe that he's the real thing, he'll freak out on you. Again, dude to run from.
Of course, some of the mirrors I met are gone and others have come in their place. I guess just look at the people around you. If they're a good guy, you've gotta look out for their opposite. If they're a jerk, you're golden.
The World:
It really doesn't look that different on the other side, unless they remodeled since I was there last. Big thing over there is that you can't really communicate with people on this side. I mean, you can write messages and stuff on the mirrors, but unless you can write backwards you're pretty much screwed. Not much else I really know. ...There is something else I remember though.
There's some evil room on that side. Well, sorta. The Queen uses it on people. No clue how it works or what it really does, but she used it on the Duchess once. She looked like a wreck. Should probably try and find more out about this room before we split up or anything.
So. Yep! That's all I can think of.
[/locked]
In other news, I woke up today drooling on my desk and found "with a pushup bra and dark horizontal stripes, my boobs look like d cups" written in marker on my arm.
...This would be more normal if Max was still around.
[ooc: In Nebraska. Internet limited. Have to sleep. WILL MAKE TAGS AS SOON/OFTEN AS I CAN.]
TERRA. KITE. YOU GUYS. I NEED TO TALK TO YOUUUUUUU about America and helping out and stuff.
[Locked to TEAM AMERICA/Hungary/you know what I play Russia why am I even locking this]
Okay, so, America asked me to talk about the mirror world, right? Well, I've only been there once and it was a long time ago and things seem to be changing a bit, but I'll give it a try.
So basically this one time I was fooling around with this kid, and we tried to make a time machine out of cardboard and markers. We ended up in the mirror world. I can't get back anymore, no clue why, but I never really knew how we got there in the first place.
The Mirrors:
As ya all know, the mirrors are our total opposites. Good news for the mean ones, bad news for us good guys. I've known a couple, and you saw some of 'em at the trial. These are the ones I met up close personally, so I definitely know what they're like. Most of 'em you should watch out for. One of 'em we might be able to consider an ally.
Me: Dude who looks like me, only all red-eyed and grey. Looong story involving him and Trigon that we won't get into today. Basically, he's a creeper. A violent, sadistic creeper. Cyborg took him out with a punch to the head though, so if you've got metal fists, you're golden.
Kite: Equally violent. Love to use Data Drain... kinda like the real Kite. Only he does it to liquefy your organs. He chopped my head off and video taped it and sent it to the real Kite. He's tough, but he's really, really bad with water, since he's made out of fire and computer files. I managed to knock out a water pipe and slow him down. Uh. Still got my head chopped off. Which brings us to...
Vexen: WHO TURNED ME INTO A FLOATING HEAD IN A JAR WHILE HE MESSED WITH MY DISEMBOWELED CORPSE. How's that for creepy? I think he's made out of something way, way inhuman, but... no idea what. Kinda hard to describe. Anyway, he's not that bad to talk to when you're dead. Otherwise, he wants to dissect you. Keep a look out for him.
Saix: Nice guy. Like, he was the Saix that Never Was. He's like the Saix that doesn't act like he's got an upset stomach 24/7. Like the Saix who has Heidi Klum as his girlfriend. Anyway, I don't trust the mirrors, but if any of you run into him... he's probably the one that'll help ya out.
Arland: Acts like the real dude, only eviller. Hes kinda nuts and if you don't believe that he's the real thing, he'll freak out on you. Again, dude to run from.
Of course, some of the mirrors I met are gone and others have come in their place. I guess just look at the people around you. If they're a good guy, you've gotta look out for their opposite. If they're a jerk, you're golden.
The World:
It really doesn't look that different on the other side, unless they remodeled since I was there last. Big thing over there is that you can't really communicate with people on this side. I mean, you can write messages and stuff on the mirrors, but unless you can write backwards you're pretty much screwed. Not much else I really know. ...There is something else I remember though.
There's some evil room on that side. Well, sorta. The Queen uses it on people. No clue how it works or what it really does, but she used it on the Duchess once. She looked like a wreck. Should probably try and find more out about this room before we split up or anything.
So. Yep! That's all I can think of.
[/locked]
In other news, I woke up today drooling on my desk and found "with a pushup bra and dark horizontal stripes, my boobs look like d cups" written in marker on my arm.
...This would be more normal if Max was still around.
[ooc: In Nebraska. Internet limited. Have to sleep. WILL MAKE TAGS AS SOON/OFTEN AS I CAN.]