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[master_kogane]

I feel like writing some mindless slash (well, yaoi in this case) porn for a chance, and I outlined it yesterday night already, after a inspiring encounter with a sweet anon on

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[entangled_now]

I'm in your previous post Oh my god hai!

How is your plan to write mindless porn going? Anything yet? Is it still too hot and porn-denying over there. Do you need prompts!

OMG! I should write some porn too! Why am I not writing any porn!! I has no prompts *cries*

[master_kogane]

OMG How did you do that!

3. Sentences. *cries* I have 2,5 prompts, just make the sun go away!! *melty*

OMG no pronz on your site!? *aghast* DON'T MAKE ME THINK UP HILARIOUS YET DISTURBING PROMTS!!

[entangled_now]

I see everything!

Oh my god three sentences is not much porn at all! D: I'm sorry you're melting, it's all grey and sweaty here but I'm not all that hot.

I failed at porn last month! *shocked* You must think up hilarious yet disturbing and possibly filthy prompts for me to porn with!! but pls don't make me write crossovers D:

[master_kogane]

Noooooooooooooo u be seein' ma shameless dirty yaoi pron ideas!!!

I know. I'm so sad ;.; Gimme a few clouds? They are all hiding here! (I have to wear OMG-NEVA-IN-PUBLIC clothes again D:)

But- but what about the Space Troopers pron! You wrote that, right? Right? D:

RODNEY TRIES TO CONVINCE JOHN THAT SUPERMAN IS COOLER THAN INDY. AND FAILS. (because John tends to ignore the fine concept of personal space when he's angry, and that's just unfair and so very distracting!) That's not a crossover, right? :D

[entangled_now]

*sees them and is SHOCKED and APPALLED!*

Not Neva-in-public clothes because of super hotness! And evil clouds that won't come!! But then it will rain and your neva-in-public clothes will shrink onto you :O

I'm still writing that! It's got five hundred words already but I'm in the moood tonight to just write some random plotness porn-ness and I have no prompts.

*LOL's at prompt!!* That's hilarious but cruel! It's a really, really long prompt where I have to write dialogue and arguments and stuff. Lol, you don't want me to write porn really In case I can't do that in it's epic glory, can I have a few pairings and some prompt words to be working with, in case my brain gets sweaty and stops working? :P

[master_kogane]

DON'T LEAVE ME ;.;

Just wait until the heat gets you!! D:

I'm just scared that you'll leave me, once you know about the darkness that lurks inside of me!! D:
OK, you asked for it (asking for it, you r doin it rite!)

Being Human: Mitchell/George - ZOMBIE APOKALYPSE, sparkly vampires *shoots self*

SGA: McShep - hair conspiracy; citrus lube

Heroes: Peter/Adam - overkill; time travel; amnesia

Numb3rs: insert your choice here/Colby - ZOMBIES (lol); whip

Doctor Who: Jack, older!Jamie (The Empty Child <3) - insert your choice here
John/Ianto - amnesia; pants

... LOL, LAME PROMPTS ARE LAME. I failed you, I'm sorry ;.;

[entangled_now]

I won't leave you alone with the porn, there's enough to SHOCK and APPALL us both!!

Noooo D: don't say that, I don't want the heat to come and make me wear bad clothes and melt to death!

I won't leave you no matter what flavours of wrong lurk within. I have flavours of wrong too. Several flavours of wrong!

Your prompts are not lame!! Your prompts are varied and delicious!!

*dies laughing at sparkling vampires* I may have to use that just for the lols!!

And you've kind of made me want to revisit Peter/Adam and McShep too. But if my porn is lame you have to forgive me! ;_;

You do not fail!!!! SPARTAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[master_kogane]

YAY LETS DWELL TOGETHER IN THE WRONG!!

There is no escape! The heat will get you, and then you'll need to sit around half naked and you'll still sweat and then your bunny will leave marks all on your naked skin when you need to catch her!! D:

I couldn't resist! It's so wrong and yet so funny :D

Your porn wont be lame! Stop saying that!! ALL YOUR PORN ARE BELONG TO ME. EVEN THE LAME ONE

THIS IS POOOOORNTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[entangled_now]

We shall dwell together in the wrong (must invest in comfortable shoes to tread the gutter in.)

Eeeuuurgh heat! She does do that when I'm wearing less clothes, and I'll have bunny scratches everywhere from where she clings and is all 'I'm high off the ground, don't drop me!'

I've written some of the sparkly vampires fic, I don't think it's lame but you can never trust your own opinions :O ALL MY PORN ARE BELONG TO YOU!!!!

IN PORNTA WE EAT CAKE AND WRITE PORN EVERY DAY!!!

[master_kogane]

I forgot my comfortable shoes ): *stumbles around in the gutter*

Same with me! Like we would drop them! (and when we accidentally drop them, it's because they move too much to hold on to!)

Your opinion is easily sway-able, remember! Not in this case, though AWESOMECAKES *bathes in porn* Ew, icky!

AND SOMETIMES THE PEOPLE FROM GUTTARAAAAA COME OVER AND WE HAVE MASSIVE ORGIES OF WRONG. AND THEN THERE IS CAKE.

[entangled_now]

Comfortable shoes are a must when wading the dangerous sewers (I hear there are alligators D:)

I know, we're better than that we're not going to randomly fling them around the garden, they should have more trust!

It is, this is true, because I'm easily distracted and when I'm distracted I'll agree with pretty much anything (this is the 'carrot on a stick' porn technique I think.) LOL! Stop swimming in the porn, it's unhygienic!

Orgies of wrong that end in cake! There is no bad here

[master_kogane]

(Alligators fear my mighty spear with thunder element!)

Their distrust hurts my feelings ):

I'M SULLIED!! again

And ceiling!cat saw that it was gud

[entangled_now]

See, how did you know the alligators were vulnerable to holy thunderous death strikes!! I wouldn't know that! I fail D:<

Their distrust hurts me inside ;_;

*blows whistle* Out of the porn! Before you change colour!

And lo, ceiling cat said 'can haz pron for evrywuns nao!'