Gawd... attack of the fat people...
Dammit!! My fuckin brother is here. He's so fucking annoying.
He's got ADHD and he gets on my fuckin nerves so bad that I just wanna kick his fatass across the room.
Thats right... I said fat. As in FATass...
"Aaron has FAT relatives?" you must be thinking...
Well I'll have you know, all of my family members are fat except for me.
Damn fat bastards... *is ashamed*
But my Grandma is getting that "Gastric Bypass" Surgery done.
You know, the most effective surgery for fat people...? Maybe you dont know.
Well I know of course because I have to sit here and listen to her talk about the shit and have the rest of my family envy her fatass over it...
Hell... they should be envying my skinny ass (ass?) for being the most successful skinny person in the family.
Gahd damn... the bastards are fat I tell you...
He's got ADHD and he gets on my fuckin nerves so bad that I just wanna kick his fatass across the room.
Thats right... I said fat. As in FATass...
"Aaron has FAT relatives?" you must be thinking...
Well I'll have you know, all of my family members are fat except for me.
Damn fat bastards... *is ashamed*
But my Grandma is getting that "Gastric Bypass" Surgery done.
You know, the most effective surgery for fat people...? Maybe you dont know.
Well I know of course because I have to sit here and listen to her talk about the shit and have the rest of my family envy her fatass over it...
Hell... they should be envying my skinny ass (ass?) for being the most successful skinny person in the family.
Gahd damn... the bastards are fat I tell you...