In the beginning:
stroberimeteor: Did you know that inside that Barney costume is actually Van?
kimivalkyrie: ...
sokari_kurari: .....
escurosama: .........................
escurosama: WIN
stroberimeteor: Well working for the Fabre people didn't earn him enough money...
crystalazer: ...OH MAH GOD. That...just...=oo
crystalazer: MY CHLDHOOD. T_T
crystalazer: *CHILDHOOD
stroberimeteor: I know. Shocking, isn't it?
crystalazer: ...Does that mean Dist is the purple Teletubbie?
And so (last two stanzas by idol kimi 8D!):
Master Van's a dinosaur from Luke's imagination!
He badtouches all little boys and dreams of world destruction~
Master's boys are short and tall
they come from different places
In his room they meet to play
and sing with happy faces
Master shows us lots of things
Like how to do good head
S-E-X and U-K-E
Are things which makes us friends
Master comes to train with us
Whenever he may need it
Master can come and badtouch you
If you just really want him!