hey, my bitches!

Sep 14, 2006 23:07

Okay, okay...

I know, I know...

I'm a liar. Deal with it.

HYDE concert reports? What about 'em? Life just kicks you in the ass and before you know it, it's all black and blue and nasty-looking. Point? Wear a butt-pad.

Anyway, for those of you wondering... I have finished the third chapter of my fic. But I'm also having difficulties with the formatting. Copying and pasting from Word onto El Gay is not going to work; huge chunks either end up missing or misplaced.

Example:

"I looked into his eyes WHOO-WEE! COSMOS FOR EV'RYBODAY! Bored, I stuck a fry up my nose."

Any solutions?

Also, how do you quit your job with as much grace as possible?  Damn my friendliness.  Why do I always feel compelled to be SO FCUKIN' CHILL WITH EVERYBODY to the point where it's become seriously problematic?  Be a hardass, Mari!  You're a hardass.  Hard.  Ass.  You choke bitches for fun!   Believe it.

Oh yes, and I had a vanity attack a few days go....

So, I came across this pimp, right?  All up in my face and everythin' fo' no reason!  Let me tell you, I don' put up with that shit, so I popped the MF.  But the bastard roughed me up good, so I had to patch myself up later.  When I looked to inspect my mug in the mirror, I was taken aback by my new rugged looks.

So here's me pimpin' it:



roughed up



looking intelligently roughed up (ah, the lovely fish bowl effect of taking pictures of yourself.)



epicene-ly roughed up



hilariously roughed up.  HAHAHA, BITCHES!



smugly roughed up



dead pimp: don't let her seeming innocence deceive you!  she a hard ass -- hard ass -- an' she'll bust you one!



running out of adverbs, here....



pensively roughed up



da fcuk?  miyuki!  this is my segment, you whore!



i'm out.

Have a nice day.

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