And I'm the pedophile?

[mastahwayne]

itsharveytwoface: I loved that little ass.

Comments

[helenahuntress]

The difference is that Harvey is an attractive pedophile.

So it's okay.

[thisisironman]

Seems I've missed the memo: how is having half a face attractive again? Unless you're the type of person who goes for deep fried crispy bacon bits, I mean.

[helenahuntress]

Tony, the last man I dated had no face.

Harvey is about three steps up in comparison.

[thisisironman]

Thanks for that valuable piece of information, Helena. I'll cherish it in my nightmares.

[helenahuntress]

Oh be nice. It was a mask.

He just...wore it a lot.

[thisisironman]

Oh, great. Please don't tell me it's who I think it is.

[helenahuntress]

No, not that one. Vic Sage, the Question.

He...passed away a while ago.

But he was probably just as crazy. Thankfully less filthy.

[thisisironman]

Same difference. One just has a diaper-face sandwiched between the fedora and trenchcoat instead of none at all. You know what they say; better-smelling is better-looking. Good to know you can make the right call when it boils down to it. Ah. Sort of.

Just so you know, I'm questioning your sanity.

[helenahuntress]

Haha, shut up. I've got an excuse to be crazy.

After all: my parents are DEEEAAAAAAAD.

[thisisironman]

Hey! Join the club. Let's have cake and call it a day.

[helenahuntress]

I honestly think it's a prerequisite to becoming a vigilante.

[thisisironman]

Spot on, Holmes, I think you're on to something. Dead or severely handicapped, in any case.