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AFTER A LONG AND BRUTAL STRUGGLE WITH THE NATIVES OF NEPTUNE, BRUPOLEON HAS RETURNED TO EARTH TO INFORM THE MASSES THAT HE WILL HENCEFORTH BE KNOWN AS NEPOLETUDE AND TO CALL HIM ANOTHER NAME IS AKIN TO BLASPHEMY!
THUS, I MUST BE CALLED NEPOLETUDE AS LONG AS I LIVE AND YOU MUST ALL KNOW OF MY OBVIOUS SUPERIORITY OVER THE NATIVES OF NEPTUNE! MY LOYAL CITIZENS, NEPTUNE HAS NOW BEEN FOUND SUITABLE FOR YOU TO INHABIT AND I WISH YOU GOOD FORTUNE WITH THE LONG, HARSH WINTERS AND CRUEL SUMMERS FOR THE YEARS TO COME ON YOUR NEW PLANET!
SINCERELY,
YOUR BENEFICENT DICTATOR,
NEPOLETUDE BRUCIPARTE
ETA: Fuck you guys. Don't invade my crazy, you assholes.