Explosion!! Imagine awakening to that in the middle of the night. Not an ACTUAL explosion, but the screamings of a wild man "EXPLOSION! EXPLOSION!! BEAUTIFUL EXPLOSION
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On yesterday's events....dlnoche626June 1 2004, 08:36:35 UTC
Yo Fred,
Lol, I have to admit, lol. It was scary there for a while, earlier today. My utter and ruthless attempt at destroying local civilizations even had me a little panicked. Whoever heard of a Random Utopian Totality Harvest Localizing Event Stimulator Simulator of ever being so darn....demanding???? Not me, that's for damn sure. Needless to say, the good people at R.U.T.H.L.E.S.S. Technologies will expect a present that's twice as so, and three times as deserving as say, a nice cold helping of death heaped along side with a sizzling sideorder of delicious pain. Warmed over of course ;-).
Tony...Tony was an accident. Would you believe I blew up that herbal boutique store at Menlo? Me? De La Noche??? Of course no! no! A thousands times no well maybe once but that was a trial run years ago. What happened today at the mall...that was not my work.
But I ask you this, my arch-rival, why was Tony there to begin with? Looking for me? De La Noche? I think no....There are a number of things you must consider before your logic will fail you as surely as Tony's has failed him....
1) The Truth, The Tooth, and the P.E.L.L.E.T. You playing Pac-Man and me using P.E.L.L.E.T. are no coincidence, nay they aren't even the products of an author's fevered brain at work, though that it might appear as such. P.E.L.L.E.T. was never something I was partial to, or cared for, or admired, or could take a shit on really. P.E.L.L.E.T. was never mine to control. But what's that you say? I did have a controller-- only by appearance. Think about what I'm saying now-- only by appearance. Notice that with only a rip of a tooth Tony was able to deflect a lazer that can cut through solid rock back towards Clyde, ultimately destroying it. I have that tooth with me, Freddy Lionel, and you'll be surprised to find that it's made of the same metal that makes that giant drill you rode in earlier. Not only that, but you'll find it's the very SAME material originally discovered around the same time a certain now-classic video game first made it's debut in video arcades and pizza parlors around the country...any guesses?? I'll give you a hint: Power Pellet. What was Tony doing with this "metal" tooth? Alas, dear arch-nemesis! I reveal to you the true controller! For this tooth was the true P.E.L.L.E.T.! And the devices I used were ones manufactured to emphasize an illusion. (Which just goes to show Fred, never order doomsday weapons from ads in old x-men comics...or cherry bombs for that matter :-/). Why would they give me false P.E.L.L.E.T.s? Who are they? And why did Tony infiltrate my basemenxxxxxxx lair using a giant fucking drill?!
I leave you to ponder that for now...whether or not you will receive more information is left for the heavens to decide. Perhaps our paths will never cross again. As for me...
Lol, I have to admit, lol. It was scary there for a while, earlier today. My utter and ruthless attempt at destroying local civilizations even had me a little panicked. Whoever heard of a Random Utopian Totality Harvest Localizing Event Stimulator Simulator of ever being so darn....demanding???? Not me, that's for damn sure. Needless to say, the good people at R.U.T.H.L.E.S.S. Technologies will expect a present that's twice as so, and three times as deserving as say, a nice cold helping of death heaped along side with a sizzling sideorder of delicious pain. Warmed over of course ;-).
Tony...Tony was an accident. Would you believe I blew up that herbal boutique store at Menlo? Me? De La Noche??? Of course no! no! A thousands times no well maybe once but that was a trial run years ago. What happened today at the mall...that was not my work.
But I ask you this, my arch-rival, why was Tony there to begin with? Looking for me? De La Noche? I think no....There are a number of things you must consider before your logic will fail you as surely as Tony's has failed him....
1) The Truth, The Tooth, and the P.E.L.L.E.T.
You playing Pac-Man and me using P.E.L.L.E.T. are no coincidence, nay they aren't even the products of an author's fevered brain at work, though that it might appear as such. P.E.L.L.E.T. was never something I was partial to, or cared for, or admired, or could take a shit on really. P.E.L.L.E.T. was never mine to control. But what's that you say? I did have a controller-- only by appearance. Think about what I'm saying now-- only by appearance. Notice that with only a rip of a tooth Tony was able to deflect a lazer that can cut through solid rock back towards Clyde, ultimately destroying it.
I have that tooth with me, Freddy Lionel, and you'll be surprised to find that it's made of the same metal that makes that giant drill you rode in earlier. Not only that, but you'll find it's the very SAME material originally discovered around the same time a certain now-classic video game first made it's debut in video arcades and pizza parlors around the country...any guesses?? I'll give you a hint: Power Pellet.
What was Tony doing with this "metal" tooth? Alas, dear arch-nemesis! I reveal to you the true controller! For this tooth was the true P.E.L.L.E.T.! And the devices I used were ones manufactured to emphasize an illusion. (Which just goes to show Fred, never order doomsday weapons from ads in old x-men comics...or cherry bombs for that matter :-/). Why would they give me false P.E.L.L.E.T.s? Who are they? And why did Tony infiltrate my basemenxxxxxxx lair using a giant fucking drill?!
I leave you to ponder that for now...whether or not you will receive more information is left for the heavens to decide. Perhaps our paths will never cross again. As for me...
I FLEE!
Juan
P.S. I'll probably come over later.
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