- Lori Beth Denberg and The Big Ear of Corn?! - Joey's lunch - The Insides of Eddie (or something. With that reporter, Fight or Flight, and Beans beans the musical fruit!) - Global Guts and Mike O'Malley and MO (HAHA remember MO?!) The Aggro Crag
A fifth event, the Aggro Crag (meaning "aggressive rock") ultimately decided the winner. All three contestants raced to climb a fabricated mountain, activating eight (originally six or seven) lighted targets (known as actuators) on their way to the peak. If the contestant missed an actuator along the way, they could not complete the climb until they returned and struck the target they missed.
Each contestant had his own identical side of the mountain to climb, and was not permitted to cross into another's path -- if they inadvertently did, even by grabbing another player's hand rail, they automatically were awarded third place points. The climb was made more difficult with special effects that simulated lightning storms, avalanches, flying snow, "nuclear flying crystals" and steep walls. The first contestant to successfully activate each target, including the final one at the peak of the mountain, earned first-place (725) points. The second- and third-place contestants earned 550 and 375 points, respectively.
The increased point structure in the event allowed contestants to come from behind to win despite earlier mistakes. It also ensured that no two contestants could achieve a tie score. However, if a contestant placed first in each of the four events prior to the Aggro Crag, they would invariably become that day's winner regardless of their performance on the Aggro Crag. A perfect score was 1925 points, and was attained several times throughout the show's run.
The Aggro Crag went through several revisions in the show's run, each longer and more difficult than the previous version. The mountain was later renamed the Mega Crag ("mega bad, mega tough, mega EVERYTHING"), and changed later yet to the Super Aggro Crag.
- The Best of Vital Information for your everyday life!
*Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, how I wonder why this song became so popular. *Jimmy Cracked Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Cracked corn, and I don't care, Jimmy got hit with a melon...and I still don't care. *The early bird gets the worm...I don't care, I didn't really want the worm. *Cheaters never prosper. That is, unless they bought my new book, "Cheating the Denberg Way." Sold wherever fine books are sold. *Tell your brother that if he eats a lot of uncooked popcorn kernels he will explode. *It's rude to cover a cow with glue and taunt it by saying "Stick Cow, Sticky Cow, OOOOOOOO! Sticky Cow!" *The moral to this story is don't name you're baby Tiny Tim. *If youre happy and you know it clap your hands (CLAP CLAP) If youre not happy and you don't know it, clap your monkey. *Mary had a little lamb, I squished it with my foot. *Wise men say he who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers.
- Lori Beth Denberg and The Big Ear of Corn?!
- Joey's lunch
- The Insides of Eddie (or something. With that reporter, Fight or Flight, and Beans beans the musical fruit!)
- Global Guts and Mike O'Malley and MO (HAHA remember MO?!)
The Aggro Crag
A fifth event, the Aggro Crag (meaning "aggressive rock") ultimately decided the winner. All three contestants raced to climb a fabricated mountain, activating eight (originally six or seven) lighted targets (known as actuators) on their way to the peak. If the contestant missed an actuator along the way, they could not complete the climb until they returned and struck the target they missed.
Each contestant had his own identical side of the mountain to climb, and was not permitted to cross into another's path -- if they inadvertently did, even by grabbing another player's hand rail, they automatically were awarded third place points. The climb was made more difficult with special effects that simulated lightning storms, avalanches, flying snow, "nuclear flying crystals" and steep walls. The first contestant to successfully activate each target, including the final one at the peak of the mountain, earned first-place (725) points. The second- and third-place contestants earned 550 and 375 points, respectively.
The increased point structure in the event allowed contestants to come from behind to win despite earlier mistakes. It also ensured that no two contestants could achieve a tie score. However, if a contestant placed first in each of the four events prior to the Aggro Crag, they would invariably become that day's winner regardless of their performance on the Aggro Crag. A perfect score was 1925 points, and was attained several times throughout the show's run.
The Aggro Crag went through several revisions in the show's run, each longer and more difficult than the previous version. The mountain was later renamed the Mega Crag ("mega bad, mega tough, mega EVERYTHING"), and changed later yet to the Super Aggro Crag.
- The Best of Vital Information for your everyday life!
*Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, how I wonder why this song became so popular.
*Jimmy Cracked Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Cracked corn, and I don't care, Jimmy got hit with a melon...and I still don't care.
*The early bird gets the worm...I don't care, I didn't really want the worm.
*Cheaters never prosper. That is, unless they bought my new book, "Cheating the Denberg Way." Sold wherever fine books are sold.
*Tell your brother that if he eats a lot of uncooked popcorn kernels he will explode.
*It's rude to cover a cow with glue and taunt it by saying "Stick Cow, Sticky Cow, OOOOOOOO! Sticky Cow!"
*The moral to this story is don't name you're baby Tiny Tim.
*If youre happy and you know it clap your hands (CLAP CLAP) If youre not happy and you don't know it, clap your monkey.
*Mary had a little lamb, I squished it with my foot.
*Wise men say he who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers.
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I remember that Jimmy Cracked Corn one <3 MAn, these vital information things are really funny!
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