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I need to rant for a minute.
Steve currently has my tamagotchi. My tamagotchi that kept turning into a mutant ugly duck, no matter how well I took care of it, yes. The tamagotchi that died while I was in Europe, yes.
So now my tamagotchi is with Steve and I thought he would get good and bored with it by now but NO.
Guess what! My tamagotchi is a perfect little lady bug! She grew into this cute little thing with feelers! She's always fully fed and perfectly happy with Steve! Steve has won 9999 points or something for his little lady bug named Pussy and he bought her a wig, a hat, a chest and he shows off how happy she is to EVERYBODY while I sulk. WHY IS STEVE A BETTER MOTHER THAN ME?
It gets worse.
Now, while Steve was in a jeepney, because lately I told Steve about the wonders of tamagotchi's mating, he met another man who had a tamagotchi. Anyway they connected...fireworks literally exploded...and now Pussy has a baby with little feelers! And everytime he feeds her, she feeds her little baby.
Steve actually hasn't told me this yet but I hear he just can't wait. This is so un-fair. I want to get it back and prove him wrong but then it's all his hard work down the drain!
BOOOOOO! I was a good tamagotchi mommy! I hated that stupid ugly duck.
Steve currently has my tamagotchi. My tamagotchi that kept turning into a mutant ugly duck, no matter how well I took care of it, yes. The tamagotchi that died while I was in Europe, yes.
So now my tamagotchi is with Steve and I thought he would get good and bored with it by now but NO.
Guess what! My tamagotchi is a perfect little lady bug! She grew into this cute little thing with feelers! She's always fully fed and perfectly happy with Steve! Steve has won 9999 points or something for his little lady bug named Pussy and he bought her a wig, a hat, a chest and he shows off how happy she is to EVERYBODY while I sulk. WHY IS STEVE A BETTER MOTHER THAN ME?
It gets worse.
Now, while Steve was in a jeepney, because lately I told Steve about the wonders of tamagotchi's mating, he met another man who had a tamagotchi. Anyway they connected...fireworks literally exploded...and now Pussy has a baby with little feelers! And everytime he feeds her, she feeds her little baby.
Steve actually hasn't told me this yet but I hear he just can't wait. This is so un-fair. I want to get it back and prove him wrong but then it's all his hard work down the drain!
BOOOOOO! I was a good tamagotchi mommy! I hated that stupid ugly duck.