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Title: The Only Time America Is Okay With Sequins Is When He's Kicking Russian Ass
Author/Artist: romanitas
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, Russia.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Figure skating is its own warning.
Summary: Evan Lysacek defeats Evgeni Plushenko for the gold in men's figure skating, defeating Russia for the first time since 1992. America gloats.
“Ha ha ha! And that is how the United States gets it done!”
“It was lucky performance.”
“Luck’s got nothing to do with talent.”
“America does not even care for this sport.”
“I will wear tights if it means I get to kick your ass.”
“Just wait until 2014. America will not be so lucky next time in homeland.”
“I’m sorry. I can’t hear you over my newest gold medal. Were you congratulating me?”
“No.”
“It’s okay, Russia. We all can’t be as awesome as I am. Guess how many medals I have now.”
“I do not care.”
“Sure you do!”
“I do not.”
“Eighteen.”
“America is not listening to me.”
“Six gold. But there’ll be more.”
“Why are you not listening?”
“Five silver. Seven bronze.”
“I am not caring.”
“There’s still a week left, though, so I’m bound to get more.”
“Your winner is on the podium now.”
“What?! Shut up Russia, this is the best part! Ha ha! America in first, Russia in second. Have you ever seen anything more awesome?”
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AMERICA FUCK YEAH
The Olympics is like the only time in my life where I get very patriotic about my country.
Author/Artist: romanitas
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, Russia.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Figure skating is its own warning.
Summary: Evan Lysacek defeats Evgeni Plushenko for the gold in men's figure skating, defeating Russia for the first time since 1992. America gloats.
“Ha ha ha! And that is how the United States gets it done!”
“It was lucky performance.”
“Luck’s got nothing to do with talent.”
“America does not even care for this sport.”
“I will wear tights if it means I get to kick your ass.”
“Just wait until 2014. America will not be so lucky next time in homeland.”
“I’m sorry. I can’t hear you over my newest gold medal. Were you congratulating me?”
“No.”
“It’s okay, Russia. We all can’t be as awesome as I am. Guess how many medals I have now.”
“I do not care.”
“Sure you do!”
“I do not.”
“Eighteen.”
“America is not listening to me.”
“Six gold. But there’ll be more.”
“Why are you not listening?”
“Five silver. Seven bronze.”
“I am not caring.”
“There’s still a week left, though, so I’m bound to get more.”
“Your winner is on the podium now.”
“What?! Shut up Russia, this is the best part! Ha ha! America in first, Russia in second. Have you ever seen anything more awesome?”
--
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
The Olympics is like the only time in my life where I get very patriotic about my country.