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MASS EFFECT KINK MEME
ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Slash, femslash, het and xenophilia are all welcome here. Fluffy kinks, violent kinks, gross kinks ...whatever you're into. However, there are a few guidelines ( Read more... )
ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Slash, femslash, het and xenophilia are all welcome here. Fluffy kinks, violent kinks, gross kinks ...whatever you're into. However, there are a few guidelines ( Read more... )
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And... I could be totally off-base here, but is EDI's appearance a BSG reference?
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I'm glad I found the link to this comm and I'm glad I found this.~
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(Also, loved the casual Firefly bunk line.)
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The door to Joker's quarters opened with a quiet hiss of air. Still in a daze he and - yes, EDI, the beautiful blond with her arm around him, limped inside.
“Sorry it's kind of a mess,” he found himself apologizing, surveying the room. Without company, or hope of having any, he hadn't had much motivation to tidy the place. All that Alliance training had gone out the airlock as soon as he realized nobody was going to yell at the pilot for not making his bed with miter corners. Belatedly, he kicked a pair of soiled boxers into the corner.
“I am well aware of the way you choose to keep your quarters, Jeff,” EDI told him, a smile on her lips. It should have deepened his embarrassment, but it didn't. Mostly, it just made him want to press his mouth to hers.
“Please take a seat,” EDI instructed. “I wish for you to be comfortable.”
Joker's heart kicked its pounding pace up a notch. It was hard to think with her body pressed up against him and all his blood rushing southward.
“Comfortable. Right. ( ... )
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“Is something wrong, Jeff?” He could feel her breath on his crotch. His dick twitched traitorously and he stifled a gasp.
“Wrong? No!” he blurted. “No no no no no! Nothing's wrong! Everything's --”
With purposeful movements, EDI unzipped his fly. His erection sprang free and he threw his head back and moaned involuntarily.
“--great!” Joker's voice broke.
Oh god, this was really happening. It felt like his heart was about to burst. EDI tucked a strand of hair behind her ear and took him into her mouth. Sweat broke out all over his body. This wasn't right. Not that it didn't feel fantastic. Oh no, that wasn't the problem at all. EDI's tongue teased him like ( ... )
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“Oh shit, EDI, I didn't mean it like that,” he apologized quickly. His hand reached out to touch her face. “That just came out wrong. Forget it. Please.”
Her skin was so soft. When she reached up to put a hand over his it was nearly impossible to remember that she was an AI.
“I am simply concerned about your health, Mr. Moreau.” Her tone was reproachful, and her eyes were closed. He wished desperately that she would look at him again.
“Jeff, please.” Joker's voice was thick with apology.
“I do not wish to cause you discomfort, Jeff. If my actions led you to incur any further fractures, I--”
Joker pressed a finger to her lips. They pursed reflexively, like a kiss. Much better than ( ... )
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“I love you, Jeff,” she said into his chest. Joker ran his hand up and down her back, relishing the feeling of skin and cloth and skin again.
“I love you too, EDI.” It surprised him how effortlessly the statement slipped out. Then again, hadn't he been dancing around the thought ever since that conversation with Shepard? Teasing EDI, flirting with her, running simulations together in their off-time. She'd become this huge part of his life and he almost hadn't noticed. And here she was, ready for him. What was he waiting for?
With determination, Joker tucked a finger under her chin and tipped her ( ... )
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EDI gripped the front of his uniform and pulled herself to him.
Things were a bit of a blur after that. Her dress fell away and he cupped her breasts, running his lips down her exposed stomach to investigate her nipples, navel, hips. Her moans were pitch-perfect and he stopped just long enough to get his shirt over his head before returning to the warm touch of her skin. Face burning, he reached up beneath the hem of her skirt until his fingers found her panties. He rolled them down, past her thighs and knees and calves, slipping them off her feet. In an instant they were forgotten, tossed aside when she reached for his waistband.
Joker lay back, lifting his hips to help as she peeled his pants as far down as she could without bothering with his boots. Still wearing that red dress around her waist, she climbed on top of him, fingers tracing down his chest and lips pressing to his ( ... )
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A thought occurred.
“EDI, are you breathing?”
“Technically, no.” She tilted her face up to his. “I have included a respiration simulation within the hologram to avoid the potential for an Uncanny Valley situation.”
“Ah.”
They lay there a moment, his nose buried in her hair. Another question arose.
“EDI, why do you smell like flowers?”
“My research indicated that the aroma of Malus floribunda had a ninety-two point five percent chance of pleasing you,” came her concerned reply. “Should I alter the settings? Bacon had a ninety-eight point seven percent approval rating among human males, but subsequent investigation discouraged its use as an aphrodisiac.”
“No, no, it's good like this,” Joker quickly replied. He might never be able to look at breakfast the same way again. “I just want to know how you have a scent in the first place. Can holograms even do that?”
“Dr. Mordin ( ... )
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