Hippo Crew. Spark That Shit.
Hippos. Big mouths, little ears. But that's not all, please read this and realise the full potential of the Hippo. I will take you through a whirlwind tour of possibly the hardest Hippos in the world. You just can’t fuck with these guys. Here’s the ring leader, Delroy, you even look at him the wrong way and he’ll murk you to the floor.
Now meet his crew:
^ This is Rudolph. He has a pussy name, but check him eating that cuddly bear in the corner. He don't play games.
^ The twins, H-Po and P-Mus, giving a high five, HIPPO STYLE
^ Tyrelle, who is busy sparking that tortoise for being a pussclaat.
Don't fuck with Delroy and his peeps. I'm telling you.
The tortoise is called Fred. And he's a fucking pussyole. So he got brucked.
He was dared into calling Tyrelle a pussy and then tried to make a dash for it. But he's a tortoise, so Tyrelle caught him because the pussyole is a slow coach.
If you ever try and mess with Delroy's lot, you'll get mashed up underwater... check the look on his face last time someone tried to face up to him:
This is the South Water Crew, the SWC. Delroy don't run with them, but they are aware of each other, and respect Delroy and his crew's manor. There was one occassion when the South Water Crew were able to gang up on Delroy, but the twins were able to bring back the monster of the lagoon, the aptly named Big Poppapotamus, who snuck up on the then-leader of the SWC, Big C:
That was the end of Big C.
Even with their ever increasing fame, thanks to pure reputation, Delroy's expertise at disguise meant he has been able to infiltrate the homes of the people living near his HQ:
Someone claimed that hippos move in tribes and kick shit over their leader as a mark of respect, but not Delroy and his crew. They shit on crocs, for a laugh, because they can:
How did Delroy get his name? Well, one day, a certain Delroy Farcee was making his way down to the river, in order to do maintenance on a cable that ran above it, for telephone access to the local village.
This was the last time anyone saw Delroy alive. Except his name badge floating down current 4 weeks later...
But Delroy got away with the real Delroy's murder, because they were able to frame Gazza with the killing. As seen from his mug shot:
Fights, frame ups, getaways, tortoise harrassment. They do it all, but they can't be touched. The Golden Hippo Crew. Beware and be safe.
Now meet his crew:
^ This is Rudolph. He has a pussy name, but check him eating that cuddly bear in the corner. He don't play games.
^ The twins, H-Po and P-Mus, giving a high five, HIPPO STYLE
^ Tyrelle, who is busy sparking that tortoise for being a pussclaat.
Don't fuck with Delroy and his peeps. I'm telling you.
The tortoise is called Fred. And he's a fucking pussyole. So he got brucked.
He was dared into calling Tyrelle a pussy and then tried to make a dash for it. But he's a tortoise, so Tyrelle caught him because the pussyole is a slow coach.
If you ever try and mess with Delroy's lot, you'll get mashed up underwater... check the look on his face last time someone tried to face up to him:
This is the South Water Crew, the SWC. Delroy don't run with them, but they are aware of each other, and respect Delroy and his crew's manor. There was one occassion when the South Water Crew were able to gang up on Delroy, but the twins were able to bring back the monster of the lagoon, the aptly named Big Poppapotamus, who snuck up on the then-leader of the SWC, Big C:
That was the end of Big C.
Even with their ever increasing fame, thanks to pure reputation, Delroy's expertise at disguise meant he has been able to infiltrate the homes of the people living near his HQ:
Someone claimed that hippos move in tribes and kick shit over their leader as a mark of respect, but not Delroy and his crew. They shit on crocs, for a laugh, because they can:
How did Delroy get his name? Well, one day, a certain Delroy Farcee was making his way down to the river, in order to do maintenance on a cable that ran above it, for telephone access to the local village.
This was the last time anyone saw Delroy alive. Except his name badge floating down current 4 weeks later...
But Delroy got away with the real Delroy's murder, because they were able to frame Gazza with the killing. As seen from his mug shot:
Fights, frame ups, getaways, tortoise harrassment. They do it all, but they can't be touched. The Golden Hippo Crew. Beware and be safe.