7 counts of statutory burglary

[massenmord]

Hey... would you eat

a Prinny...?

Comments

[unbearable_puns]

Toshi you shouldn't eat penguins unless they're animal crackers!

[massenmord]

You're a fuckin carnivore; you should hate crackers...

[unbearable_puns]

Actually, Teddie is an omnivorous bear and will eat anything! Crackers, topsicles, that really gross stuff Chie-chan and Yuki-chan make, but I especially like Sensei's cooking!

[massenmord]

Anything?

[unbearable_puns]

You've never had Yuki-chan's or Chie-chan's cooking have you?

[massenmord]

Nah... I haven't. But that's kinda interestin ain't it? You're a bear, perhaps a faux bear yet still the deal, so hypothetically would you not eat a person?

[unbearable_puns]

Ah... Toshi is a lucky man, to live such a care-free life, never having to eat that terrible, terrible concoction. What a bear will do for love...

A fo-bear? I don't get it.

I bit Sensei's hand once, but that's because I thought he was playing a game when he just put his hands into my world. I'd never eat a person though! That'd be terrible and I don't want to hurt people.

[massenmord]

Hold on... Ya think someone will romance you?

Never me a humanitarian bear...