7 counts of statutory burglary

Mar 25, 2010 21:05

Hey... would you eat

a Prinny...?

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fail_assassin March 25 2010, 21:41:17 UTC
Absolutely not!

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massenmord March 25 2010, 21:54:43 UTC
Why?

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fail_assassin March 25 2010, 22:01:32 UTC
It's too cruel...

The Prinnies of the Netherworld have to deal with so many hardships. All for the sake of being able to be reborn during the coming of the next Red Moon.

They're always working hard to atone for the sins they committed while they were still human. B-but the souls sewn in their bodies are so unstable, and they're prone to exploding...

It would just be more senseless violence... a-and not even a demon is that cruel!

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massenmord March 25 2010, 22:19:11 UTC
Let's not embellish. A few of 'em tried to gut me.

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fail_assassin March 25 2010, 22:22:24 UTC
It's the truth!

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massenmord March 25 2010, 22:36:35 UTC
I ain't calling you a liar; I'm saying what confronts me is subject to my retribution. And hunger.

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fail_assassin March 25 2010, 22:49:05 UTC
I-I see... I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. Although I don't really condone violence, I--

[...] Wait...

Won't it just explode if you try to eat it?!

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massenmord March 25 2010, 22:53:28 UTC
We'll have to see! I ain't tried it yet.

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fail_assassin March 25 2010, 22:59:36 UTC
I-I wouldn't recommend it!

There's not even anything inside fit for human consumption!

Without the soul, it's like a doll that hasn't been stuffed with cotton!

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massenmord March 25 2010, 23:42:10 UTC
That is real disappointin'. Thought they were meaty and shit...

Perhaps I can make a hat.

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fail_assassin March 26 2010, 01:21:55 UTC
I-it's not very common knowledge in the Human World.

.....

[She's imagining it.]

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massenmord March 26 2010, 02:47:21 UTC
The more I know, huh...

[ooc: That hat is a certain way to lose all your friends.]

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you_go_boom March 26 2010, 04:26:08 UTC
[ooc: i have one :|]

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massenmord March 26 2010, 11:34:36 UTC
[Do you wear it... like on the bus? I suppose it's possible to avoid ridicule if you are a girl. But some 30 year old dude, in that hat? It seems tragic.]

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you_go_boom March 26 2010, 16:51:51 UTC
[oh, well.... i never really wore it in public ahahahaaha. but yes, that would be very tragic]

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