5 counts of wire fraud
Fuckin' nothin'; this god damn place has no functioning metalworking equipment that is fit for the job.
What do I gotta tackle with industrial tools, you might be askin'? Well, friend, I have a social disaster on my wrist, a handcuff given to me as a 'lil present from Aomori's police precinct. I've worn this junk forever, it has sentimental value, but it got to go.
If ya got the means to remove it, maybe with one of those--ahh, otherwordly powers... I'll even be in ya debt.
What do I gotta tackle with industrial tools, you might be askin'? Well, friend, I have a social disaster on my wrist, a handcuff given to me as a 'lil present from Aomori's police precinct. I've worn this junk forever, it has sentimental value, but it got to go.
If ya got the means to remove it, maybe with one of those--ahh, otherwordly powers... I'll even be in ya debt.