Unprompted: Garrus / Jocker : A little advise
anonymous
April 5 2016, 00:13:25 UTC
Garrus walked into the cockpit, and positioned himself behind Joker.
While Joker was finalizing the docking procedure between the Normandy and the Citadel, Garrus let his gaze wander on the dashboard, then on Joker.
Joker knew Garrus was behind, he saw him arrive thanks to the cameras, usually he would just stay in the main battery room, but recently, he explored the Normandy more often, maybe he had become accustomed to humans, or so its calibration were finally finished? he created a note to himself to notify the whole crew the next time Garrus would come out of his hole.
Suddenly, he felt something wrong, his cap was slipping, specifically, Garrus took it away.
"Hey! No …”
Garrus put the cap on the skull of Joker again, with a slow but firm motion, but this time with the visor on the back of the head, then leaned close to whisper in his ear:
"There, that's better, you just miss a pair of mandibles, but you might have some success with other members of my species ... Also, thank you very much for your documentation on the relations between our two species, Shepard and I have made good use of it.”
Then, Garrus scratched gently the head of Joker through the cap before heading back to the airlock to access the docks.
Joker remained stuck on his chair, red from head to toe, and wondered how Garrus knew he possessed some ‘documents’ on Humans-Turian and it’s when his eyes rested on EDI that he found his answer.
However, later, when he left Normandy, he was still wearing his cap back to front.
While Joker was finalizing the docking procedure between the Normandy and the Citadel, Garrus let his gaze wander on the dashboard, then on Joker.
Joker knew Garrus was behind, he saw him arrive thanks to the cameras, usually he would just stay in the main battery room, but recently, he explored the Normandy more often, maybe he had become accustomed to humans, or so its calibration were finally finished? he created a note to himself to notify the whole crew the next time Garrus would come out of his hole.
Suddenly, he felt something wrong, his cap was slipping, specifically, Garrus took it away.
"Hey! No …”
Garrus put the cap on the skull of Joker again, with a slow but firm motion, but this time with the visor on the back of the head, then leaned close to whisper in his ear:
"There, that's better, you just miss a pair of mandibles, but you might have some success with other members of my species ... Also, thank you very much for your documentation on the relations between our two species, Shepard and I have made good use of it.”
Then, Garrus scratched gently the head of Joker through the cap before heading back to the airlock to access the docks.
Joker remained stuck on his chair, red from head to toe, and wondered how Garrus knew he possessed some ‘documents’ on Humans-Turian and it’s when his eyes rested on EDI that he found his answer.
However, later, when he left Normandy, he was still wearing his cap back to front.
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