"But Shepard," cried the asari, "I am only 109. Soon I will go through asari-puberty!"
"What's that, Liara?" asked the deadly SpeCTrE, fascinated by her blue princess.
"It is when all of my tentacles become..." the blushing maiden blushed blue, "activated."
The powerful dominant human sat up and took an interest. "What do you mean, Li?"
"Each tentacle will become like one of your human males' cocks," ejaculated the stern and capable, yet soft and innocent maiden. "They will generate a sticky fluid and seek to penetrate all nearby orifices."
The impossibly muscular female human soldier biotic saviour of humanity recoiled in disgust. "But I am a lesbian, and you are just like a human woman!" she complained, in recoiling disgust. "I don't understand why this is happening!"
The young freckled turquoise information broker thought for a moment before responding with a breathy gasp that brought the dynamic robust competent marine commander with a tortured past including death and torture to her freckly blue side in a biotically charged flash. "But Shepard, I will still be me. Who knows, perhaps you will learn to like cock? Here, try sucking on this convincing dildo I have purchased to enhance our mutual pleasure."
The strapping cogent commando whose scars reflected her long history of difficult choices upon which the fate of all humanity, nay, the galaxy turned, although nobody believed her when she presented the evidence to them that was written in the ridged unhealed tissues of her face, turned to the timid retiring knowledge dealer whose terrorist mother had ill-prepared her for a life of persuading sturdy alien seamen to dominate her, and said: "You have convinced me, my love, I think I will try to prepare myself for your inevitable transformation as best I can. Give me the dildo and I shall see if it can reach my back teeth."
Re: Parody fills: "Eye-watering Xenololi futanari Slaanesh-tier garbage." 1/∞
anonymous
August 3 2015, 20:03:27 UTC
The luxuriously flatulent anonymous author with a short and impractical history of epithet abuse thanked the perfectly formed, yet maddeningly non-specific gyno-prompter.
> Right. I have had it to the back teeth with this, to paraphrase the God-Emperor:
> "Eye-watering Xenololi futanari Slaanesh-tier garbage."
(http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/9115.html?thread=43603611#t43603611)
I take that as a challenge, Sir!OP
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"But Shepard," cried the asari, "I am only 109. Soon I will go through asari-puberty!"
"What's that, Liara?" asked the deadly SpeCTrE, fascinated by her blue princess.
"It is when all of my tentacles become..." the blushing maiden blushed blue, "activated."
The powerful dominant human sat up and took an interest. "What do you mean, Li?"
"Each tentacle will become like one of your human males' cocks," ejaculated the stern and capable, yet soft and innocent maiden. "They will generate a sticky fluid and seek to penetrate all nearby orifices."
The impossibly muscular female human soldier biotic saviour of humanity recoiled in disgust. "But I am a lesbian, and you are just like a human woman!" she complained, in recoiling disgust. "I don't understand why this is happening!"
The young freckled turquoise information broker thought for a moment before responding with a breathy gasp that brought the dynamic robust competent marine commander with a tortured past including death and torture to her freckly blue side in a biotically charged flash. "But Shepard, I will still be me. Who knows, perhaps you will learn to like cock? Here, try sucking on this convincing dildo I have purchased to enhance our mutual pleasure."
The strapping cogent commando whose scars reflected her long history of difficult choices upon which the fate of all humanity, nay, the galaxy turned, although nobody believed her when she presented the evidence to them that was written in the ridged unhealed tissues of her face, turned to the timid retiring knowledge dealer whose terrorist mother had ill-prepared her for a life of persuading sturdy alien seamen to dominate her, and said: "You have convinced me, my love, I think I will try to prepare myself for your inevitable transformation as best I can. Give me the dildo and I shall see if it can reach my back teeth."
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And now I am done.
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