Bunch of prompts
anonymous
June 23 2014, 06:10:57 UTC
k since im really lazy im just going to drop a bunch of prompts/requests here all at once. sorry!
1) So apparently in the Citadel DLC, it is revealed that EDI has 'flattering videos' of Joker sleeping and uses them as blackmail material to get the pilot to dance. I'd be awesome to know if someone else on the Normandy has the same idea (LI) to get Shepard to do something that he/she (preferably she in this case) to tease or embarrass her, and she ends up doing it (smut greatly preferred).
2) In LOTSB, it is revealed that the Illusive Man has many sexual liaisons during a week. What would happen if someone confronted him about it? Preferably Kai Leng, Miranda or Jacob for the awkwardness factor.
3) Mordin mentions Shepard having a penchant for destruction and in the Citadel DLC, Miranda also mentions how she doesn't think that the universe could survive two Shepards. So id like to request something comedic with two sheps where they are the most destructive spectres ever.
4) Kai Leng being a sub to the illusive Man. seriously though Leng is like the most obedient lap dog to TIM.
5) Something with where Kai Leng and Shep were in a previous relationship. Would prefer no indoctrination for Leng...
6) After Thessia, Shepard is angry and depressed at the failure of the mission and because Garrus doesn't really seem to care. As a result, she ends up spending more time with ex-boyfriend Kaidan because he's understanding and he listens, which prompts Garrus to be the extremely jealous bf.
7) So the starchild asked about another story about shepard. does that mean Shepard did something else besides saving the citadel, earth, and galaxy? (not really a prompt)
8)Mass Efffect Space Oprah During one of my play-throughs I was listening to this volus on the Citadel pre-coup. Turns out it's Rupe Elkoss - the head/owner/w/e of Elkoss Combine. I swear I was so pissed off after listening to him because he has all these resources and does nothing extra to contribute to the war effort, and is profiting from it because his company sells weapons, gear and funeral packages all together. Not to mention, he didn't care that Palaven and Earth was burning.
So I'd really like to see something where post-war, Shepard is like Oprah. He/She talks about how when the galaxy was at war with the reapers, certain individuals with the resources to help stood by and did absolutely nothing and wanted to profit off everything, and destroys their reputations and businesses.
9) Similarly to an earlier prompt above, someone from the Citadel DLC party finds that datapad from Mordin with that interesting bit about Aria, and decides to blackmail the queen of Omega for... interesting favours. Would prefer Liara.
10)So eventually post-war, more statues are added to the presidium. Humanity has Commander Shepard, the turians have Garrus Vakarian, the quarians have Tali Zorah, the asari have either Samara or Liara (not sure bout Liara cuz shadow broker and all), the geth memorial is for Legion, the Protheans have Javik. Unfortunately, since there's already a krogan memorial on the Citadel, Wrex and Grunt don't get a statue which causes them to random acts of destruction in protest because they want a statue of themselves on the Citadel.
11) Everyone wants to be a Vas Normandy. So after Tali helps reclaim Rannoch, and defeat the Reapers, and sine the Normandy name is one of the most respected and desired names in the galaxy, she gets swarmed in suitor requests because of her name from male and female quarians (and possibly turians) alike. The problem is that Tali already has a boyfriend - Shepard who doesn't really know what to do.
12) Turian fan male. According to Diana Allers, turians write some of the creepiest fan male in the galaxy. Femshep, being a hero of the galaxy and all has received tons of it, and she completely agrees with Allers. Unfortunately, Garrus has read some of it too and feels the need to show off his 'manliness' (or whatever) because some of those fans insist that Shepard can do better.
Re: Bunch of prompts
anonymous
June 23 2014, 06:12:40 UTC
13) Some movie director is disgusted at his acquaintance who also happens to direct the Blasto movies and feels that the galaxy should know that Blasto is not a real hero and wants to have the real story told to people in the galaxy. The problem is the crew of the Normandy and their friends are the last people he needs to interview to get the story have gone missing to somewhere warm and tropical, and he's determined to get the truth - even if that means going through some pirate woman in the Terminus, sleeping with an the asari or waiting through 25 hours of some Elcor production to follow every lead.
14) Tali overhears that Kaidan called her a "good egg" (and interprets it as gude gh or something, but apparently that's ancient quarian for something among the lines of (romantic partner, betrothed, etc.) and he can't exactly take it back unless someone else fights for Tali's honour/hand in dating to the death so reluctantly Kaidan and Tali start dating. +Bonus for them not liking the idea but warming up to it after a while.
--- would be grateful if any a!a tried any of these!
1) So apparently in the Citadel DLC, it is revealed that EDI has 'flattering videos' of Joker sleeping and uses them as blackmail material to get the pilot to dance. I'd be awesome to know if someone else on the Normandy has the same idea (LI) to get Shepard to do something that he/she (preferably she in this case) to tease or embarrass her, and she ends up doing it (smut greatly preferred).
2) In LOTSB, it is revealed that the Illusive Man has many sexual liaisons during a week. What would happen if someone confronted him about it? Preferably Kai Leng, Miranda or Jacob for the awkwardness factor.
3) Mordin mentions Shepard having a penchant for destruction and in the Citadel DLC, Miranda also mentions how she doesn't think that the universe could survive two Shepards. So id like to request something comedic with two sheps where they are the most destructive spectres ever.
4) Kai Leng being a sub to the illusive Man. seriously though Leng is like the most obedient lap dog to TIM.
5) Something with where Kai Leng and Shep were in a previous relationship. Would prefer no indoctrination for Leng...
6) After Thessia, Shepard is angry and depressed at the failure of the mission and because Garrus doesn't really seem to care. As a result, she ends up spending more time with ex-boyfriend Kaidan because he's understanding and he listens, which prompts Garrus to be the extremely jealous bf.
7) So the starchild asked about another story about shepard. does that mean Shepard did something else besides saving the citadel, earth, and galaxy? (not really a prompt)
8)Mass Efffect Space Oprah
During one of my play-throughs I was listening to this volus on the Citadel pre-coup. Turns out it's Rupe Elkoss - the head/owner/w/e of Elkoss Combine. I swear I was so pissed off after listening to him because he has all these resources and does nothing extra to contribute to the war effort, and is profiting from it because his company sells weapons, gear and funeral packages all together. Not to mention, he didn't care that Palaven and Earth was burning.
So I'd really like to see something where post-war, Shepard is like Oprah. He/She talks about how when the galaxy was at war with the reapers, certain individuals with the resources to help stood by and did absolutely nothing and wanted to profit off everything, and destroys their reputations and businesses.
9) Similarly to an earlier prompt above, someone from the Citadel DLC party finds that datapad from Mordin with that interesting bit about Aria, and decides to blackmail the queen of Omega for... interesting favours. Would prefer Liara.
10)So eventually post-war, more statues are added to the presidium. Humanity has Commander Shepard, the turians have Garrus Vakarian, the quarians have Tali Zorah, the asari have either Samara or Liara (not sure bout Liara cuz shadow broker and all), the geth memorial is for Legion, the Protheans have Javik. Unfortunately, since there's already a krogan memorial on the Citadel, Wrex and Grunt don't get a statue which causes them to random acts of destruction in protest because they want a statue of themselves on the Citadel.
11) Everyone wants to be a Vas Normandy. So after Tali helps reclaim Rannoch, and defeat the Reapers, and sine the Normandy name is one of the most respected and desired names in the galaxy, she gets swarmed in suitor requests because of her name from male and female quarians (and possibly turians) alike. The problem is that Tali already has a boyfriend - Shepard who doesn't really know what to do.
12) Turian fan male. According to Diana Allers, turians write some of the creepiest fan male in the galaxy. Femshep, being a hero of the galaxy and all has received tons of it, and she completely agrees with Allers. Unfortunately, Garrus has read some of it too and feels the need to show off his 'manliness' (or whatever) because some of those fans insist that Shepard can do better.
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14) Tali overhears that Kaidan called her a "good egg" (and interprets it as gude gh or something, but apparently that's ancient quarian for something among the lines of (romantic partner, betrothed, etc.) and he can't exactly take it back unless someone else fights for Tali's honour/hand in dating to the death so reluctantly Kaidan and Tali start dating. +Bonus for them not liking the idea but warming up to it after a while.
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would be grateful if any a!a tried any of these!
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If I could add to the prompt eventually someone suggests putting a female krogan statue up on the Presidium as well
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