Garrus/All!turians; Garrus, the man-whore
anonymous
July 3 2014, 11:30:22 UTC
Garrus is a man-whore. In a very, very sexy way. And he has gotten laid with all the plot-relevant turians, from when he was at the end of his military service, to his time in C-Sec.
Garrus is bi. He lovessss the ladies (in fact, he prefers them), however, he's not about to say no to a piece of hot turian beefcake.
That's not to say he can't keep it in his pants. He's had three or four girlfirends, and that one bf he was absolutely faithful to. And he wasn't about to compromise Shepard on the SR1 or his squad on Omega just because he was so horny he was blabbing the mission details to his lovers (he just didn't get laid then-except once or thrice with Sidonis, but of all the things he hates Sidonis for, being an excellent fuck isn't one of them; besides, they needed the stress-relief).
OK, let's back up. Turian society is very laid-back about sex in general; although some turians are more straight-laced about it, and one of them is Garrus' dad. It's very normal for turians to have fuck-buddies, and get laid with them, no feelings, no strings attached, even if they are your political enemies or something. They flirt very casually (off-duty hours, of course), but if one turian is in a committed relationship, they just have to say it, and the other immediately backs-off.
OP would like to see at least the first two things things (the third is optional):
-Garrus with all of his sexual partners throughout the years. Garrus can be a lot more smoother with turians since he actually knows how to woo them, but he's still our adorkably awkward sharpshooter. And it makes him adorable. And makes other turians want to dominate him as fuck (yes, even the ladies). And a great lay, all that experience!
-Garrus' LI being absolutely petrified at how many people Garrus has bedded. Really, is a wonder he doesn't have an STD by now (no, it isn't; he takes care of himself). All of these former fuckbuddies at some point or another keep walking up to Garrus across the galaxy, and he turns them down because he has a relationship.
-Garrus' family is very surprised Garrus can keep a committed relationship. Papa Vakarian is astounded at how faithful, and, well, responsible his son can be. (Most awkward family reunion ever!).
Author!anon can do any pairing they prefer, but if you do the bonuses, you'll make me jump over the moon!
Bonuses! +1 If Nyreen is NOT the recon scout. She bedded Garrus when he was just starting in C-Sec. +10 if Garrus whoredom was somehow the reason his dad didn't let him go to Spectre training when he was younger, and Oraka one of his instructors. In fact, idea for possible author!anons:"Garrus. You are not going to Sprectre training, and that's final". "No! Why? I got top scores on all of my training since basic!" "Because I can't be sure if this is because you really deserve it or because of your other talents!" "That was just the shooting instructor, dad!" "And the martial arts teacher? And the small-unit tactics drill sergeant?!" "Oh, I had forgotten about that..." +100 if he has bedded Victus several times when he was in C-Sec, somehow (Menae just got a lot funnier xD). +1000 if he was Sparatus favourite fuck-buddy. Rough hate-sex with a pliant submissive Garrus is hot. Plus the boy is a wet-dream-on-legs, dammit! This is why he was allowed to leave C-Sec with Shepard, even Sparatus knows he is wasted on C-Sec. And every time the SR1 has shore leave on the Citadel for more than a day, they fuck. x2 if Kaidan and Ashley find out, and they get angry and think Garrus is a spy until Wrex sets them straight since he has grown fond of the young cop. +10000 if Garrus is Sidonis' bottom. This makes Sidonis incredibly hot, since he's the only one to make the great Archangel suck it and take it like a bitch. +100000 if Garrus' LI is Miranda, Sheploo, or Jack. +++My love forever if Garrus LI ends up being Sidonis and Garrus and him have a happy ending somehow.
I understand this is a lot, so multi-fills are encouraged in order to cover all of our bases!
Re: Garrus/All!turians; Garrus, the man-whore
anonymous
July 3 2014, 11:59:08 UTC
Whoah. I didn't know I needed this until I saw the e-mail.
Seconded like fuck. ***Especially*** if Papa Vakarian catches him in bed with a much older turian (hey, OP, you mentioned Oraka, right? Maybe he catches Drill sergeant, especial guest General Septimus Oraka fucking his young boy and Papa Vakarian. Is. Not. Happy. Especially when he finds out Oraka did the seducing and Garrus went along because, whoah, Oraka is hot and he is a young barely-legal horny adult).
Garrus is bi. He lovessss the ladies (in fact, he prefers them), however, he's not about to say no to a piece of hot turian beefcake.
That's not to say he can't keep it in his pants. He's had three or four girlfirends, and that one bf he was absolutely faithful to. And he wasn't about to compromise Shepard on the SR1 or his squad on Omega just because he was so horny he was blabbing the mission details to his lovers (he just didn't get laid then-except once or thrice with Sidonis, but of all the things he hates Sidonis for, being an excellent fuck isn't one of them; besides, they needed the stress-relief).
OK, let's back up. Turian society is very laid-back about sex in general; although some turians are more straight-laced about it, and one of them is Garrus' dad. It's very normal for turians to have fuck-buddies, and get laid with them, no feelings, no strings attached, even if they are your political enemies or something. They flirt very casually (off-duty hours, of course), but if one turian is in a committed relationship, they just have to say it, and the other immediately backs-off.
OP would like to see at least the first two things things (the third is optional):
-Garrus with all of his sexual partners throughout the years. Garrus can be a lot more smoother with turians since he actually knows how to woo them, but he's still our adorkably awkward sharpshooter. And it makes him adorable. And makes other turians want to dominate him as fuck (yes, even the ladies). And a great lay, all that experience!
-Garrus' LI being absolutely petrified at how many people Garrus has bedded. Really, is a wonder he doesn't have an STD by now (no, it isn't; he takes care of himself). All of these former fuckbuddies at some point or another keep walking up to Garrus across the galaxy, and he turns them down because he has a relationship.
-Garrus' family is very surprised Garrus can keep a committed relationship. Papa Vakarian is astounded at how faithful, and, well, responsible his son can be. (Most awkward family reunion ever!).
Author!anon can do any pairing they prefer, but if you do the bonuses, you'll make me jump over the moon!
Bonuses!
+1 If Nyreen is NOT the recon scout. She bedded Garrus when he was just starting in C-Sec.
+10 if Garrus whoredom was somehow the reason his dad didn't let him go to Spectre training when he was younger, and Oraka one of his instructors. In fact, idea for possible author!anons:"Garrus. You are not going to Sprectre training, and that's final".
"No! Why? I got top scores on all of my training since basic!"
"Because I can't be sure if this is because you really deserve it or because of your other talents!"
"That was just the shooting instructor, dad!"
"And the martial arts teacher? And the small-unit tactics drill sergeant?!"
"Oh, I had forgotten about that..."
+100 if he has bedded Victus several times when he was in C-Sec, somehow (Menae just got a lot funnier xD).
+1000 if he was Sparatus favourite fuck-buddy. Rough hate-sex with a pliant submissive Garrus is hot. Plus the boy is a wet-dream-on-legs, dammit! This is why he was allowed to leave C-Sec with Shepard, even Sparatus knows he is wasted on C-Sec. And every time the SR1 has shore leave on the Citadel for more than a day, they fuck. x2 if Kaidan and Ashley find out, and they get angry and think Garrus is a spy until Wrex sets them straight since he has grown fond of the young cop.
+10000 if Garrus is Sidonis' bottom. This makes Sidonis incredibly hot, since he's the only one to make the great Archangel suck it and take it like a bitch.
+100000 if Garrus' LI is Miranda, Sheploo, or Jack.
+++My love forever if Garrus LI ends up being Sidonis and Garrus and him have a happy ending somehow.
I understand this is a lot, so multi-fills are encouraged in order to cover all of our bases!
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Seconded like fuck. ***Especially*** if Papa Vakarian catches him in bed with a much older turian (hey, OP, you mentioned Oraka, right? Maybe he catches Drill sergeant, especial guest General Septimus Oraka fucking his young boy and Papa Vakarian. Is. Not. Happy. Especially when he finds out Oraka did the seducing and Garrus went along because, whoah, Oraka is hot and he is a young barely-legal horny adult).
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damn but I hope someone takes this!
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Nobody wants to take this prompt, really?
It's so... so delicious.
Get me over the moon if we get a turian sandwidh somewhere along the line.
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