The Crew Watches A Porno
anonymous
June 23 2014, 10:30:35 UTC
After The Reaper War, The Normandy crew finally allows a studio to use their likeness to make a trilogy based off their adventures. The trilogy was called Mass Effect, the movies had great reviews and big numbers at the box office. The Mass Effect trilogy was so great that it spawned the pornographic parodies Mass Erect, Ass Erect, and Mass Orgy. Each porno based of one the movies in the trilogy but with lots more naughty sex. Some of the crew eventually gets word of this and decide to watch it(not the whole crew watching together, just when their alone or with their LI.)
I want to make it clear that I want the main focus to be their reactions to watching the pornos, not just the sex scenes.
(Some ideas you can use, not all Ideas have to be used) +Shep's LI gets mad at Shep because the pornstar playing Shep is having sex with so many different people. +If Shep's LI is Garrus or Tali, add a scene in where the pornstars playing Garrus and Tali are having sex. If Garrus and Tali are together then one them gets jealous because the others pornstar is having sex with the pornstar playing Shep. Eventually there's a threesome with all three of them. +Miranda or Jack watches a scene where their characters are having sex with each other. They are discussed and a bit turned on by it. +Orgy at the end of the trilogy +When the crew meets up again, after watching the pronos, there's an awkwardness between them.
-pick whichever Shepard and LI you want -Multiple fills encouraged
Re: The Crew Watches A Porno
anonymous
August 4 2014, 00:07:36 UTC
I took the idea and just ran with it, not seeing this: "I want to make it clear that I want the main focus to be their reactions to watching the pornos, not just the sex scenes." So instead if discarding it I slipped in some banter at the end :3 (it's my first time writing a shepardXgarrus story, and definitely the first time writing some xeno-smut, so just keep that in mind while reading it >.<;)
I want to make it clear that I want the main focus to be their reactions to watching the pornos, not just the sex scenes.
(Some ideas you can use, not all Ideas have to be used)
+Shep's LI gets mad at Shep because the pornstar playing Shep is having sex with so many different people.
+If Shep's LI is Garrus or Tali, add a scene in where the pornstars playing Garrus and Tali are having sex. If Garrus and Tali are together then one them gets jealous because the others pornstar is having sex with the pornstar playing Shep. Eventually there's a threesome with all three of them.
+Miranda or Jack watches a scene where their characters are having sex with each other. They are discussed and a bit turned on by it.
+Orgy at the end of the trilogy
+When the crew meets up again, after watching the pronos, there's an awkwardness between them.
-pick whichever Shepard and LI you want
-Multiple fills encouraged
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Also, first ever anything at a kinkmeme. Ever. Eep.))
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“Shepard, I'm really not sure I want to see this.”
“What's the matter, Garrus? Afraid you won't measure up?”
“...what? No, that's--”
“I love you, but if you think you have Fornax-grade equipment, you're wrong.”
“Thank the Spirits for that.”
“Yeah. I like my vagina nice and unruptured, thanks.”
“...Wonderful mental images aside, I'm actually concerned about being able to look my friends in the eye ever again.”
“We're making fun of it, aren't we? We're... defending their honour. Or something.”
“You're not letting me out of this, are you.”
“Not a chance, Vakarian.”
-
“Those are the worst fake scars I've ever seen.”
“On me or on you?”
“On everyone-wait. This is the Saren mission. I didn't even have those yet.”
“Are you asking for historical accuracy from a vid called 'Mass Erect'?”
“...I suppose not. But still. What are they going to do about Archang-is that supposed to be--”
“...oh god.”
“Shepard. Just to be clear. Is that... particularly endowed man with the full head of hair supposed to be Pressly?”
“Oh god.”
“And is Pressly bending Anderson over the galaxy map and encouraging him to, quote, 'fuck the geth like I'm fucking you'?”
“Oh god.”
“And is this only in the first five minutes?”
“...shit.”
“No, no. They'll save that for the ten-minute mark at least.”
-
“Okay, Garrus. What's wrong.”
“Nothing.”
“You've been sitting there, whirring, ever since-wait. Wait. Are you-no. You can't be.”
“...”
“...Are you jealous right now?”
“...”
“You are. You--”
“And you're laughing.”
“It's funny!”
“...”
“You have to admit, it's a little funny.”
“...He doesn't even look like me.”
“At least he's still got your skill with headshots.”
“Very funny, Shepard.”
“Knew you'd see things my way.”
-
“That is, by far, the largest emergency induction port I have ever seen.”
“...”
“How do you suppose she even sanitised that? Quarians can't even hug each other without getting infections, and-Shepard?”
“Not so funny anymore.”
“Would it make you feel better if you joined-oh. Well. ...I didn't think you actually would.”
“Didn't think I would try and seduce Saren away from the Reapers, either.”
“Point taken.”
-
“Did porn star me just strip naked, sprawl across your console, and suggest that you 'calibrate' her?”
“Um. Yes.”
“Damn. Wish I'd thought of that.”
“It, ah. Would have worked. Probably.”
“...You're a little turned on right now, aren't you?”
“Uh. ...Is there an answer that doesn't make it sound like I was lying about this whole human fetish... thing?”
“Mm. That one works.”
“Oh. Good.”
“Kinda... vocal, isn't she?”
“It's really ruining it for me. You don't sound like that at all.”
“You've made me scream before, Vakarian. Forget about that?”
“Never. ...But, if you'd like, I could always use a refresher.”
“Well, you can't tell me why she doesn't sound like me unless you remember exactly what I sound like, can you?”
“...Pause the vid?”
“Meh. I know how it ends.”
“Maybe not. Maybe you seduce the Reapers into surrendering and--”
“I can think of a lot of things that mouth could be doing right now. Wanna maybe try some of them instead?”
“Absolutely, love.”
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"I want to make it clear that I want the main focus to be their reactions to watching the pornos, not just the sex scenes."
So instead if discarding it I slipped in some banter at the end :3
(it's my first time writing a shepardXgarrus story, and definitely the first time writing some xeno-smut, so just keep that in mind while reading it >.<;)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2071239
^^Story link^^
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